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Song Parodies -> "No Light Tons"

Original Song Title:

"What I've Done"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"No Light Tons"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ah, the classic gotcha riddle. What's heavier: ton of bricks? Or a ton of feathers?
A classic test
You ask what should end up more light:
One: a ton of bricks?
Or choice two: ton of feathers? I
Will admit I'm dumb, at first, I failed

Thought light tons were a real thing
So I had picked option one
It was a trick
There's no such thing as light tons

I'm a dick, find a lot of glee
In grilling my mates
With the task of "Which one?", you see
Their faces screw up, it wracks their brain

"No light tons" seems common sense
But such wisdom is rare stuff
Too much is dense
So they think about light tons

There's no light tons, feathers or bricks
One ton weighs the same, no fuss
Whether metric
Or imperial shite

Dumb, you'll feel so thick
Whenever the answer comes
Hits like a brick
Or feathers, there's no light tons

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na (no light tons), na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na (no shit there's no light tons), na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na

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Nitpicker - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Of course, on the other hand, a pound of feathers weighs more than a pound of gold; and an ounce of gold weighs more than an ounce of feathers.

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