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Song Parodies -> "Groan Loud"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Down"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"Groan Loud"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Ever have some asshole go "uggh" every time you try and say anything? This teacher does...
Buddy, let me ask you one small que-uestion:
Do you have any issue with your throat conge-estin'?
Only ask cause you take all of my atte-ention
Wi-wi-with the way you gargle ev'ry lesso-on
Oh, oh
A pain in the ass, you know, know
Cut it out, I hate it so, so
Cause I just wanna get out my lines without any slight
Interruptions, this blo-ows

I don't wanna hear you whinge, complain, moan or whine
All day long, know you groan loud a lo-ot
I plain don't get what prompts it, but I know I don't like
Make it stop, please don't groan loud a lo-o-o-o-ot
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, man, you groan loud a lo-o-o-o-ot
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, man, you groan loud a lo-ot

If you raised your hand, I wouldn't show frustra-ation
But instead all you do is grunt in accusa-ation
Just use your words for once, I need clarifica-ation
We-we-we don't have that much time, can't be wasti-in'
Oh, oh
You got somethin' in your throat, throat?
Got a bad cough? That's a no, no
Look, if you're gonna hack ev'ry time I start ev'ry line
Got some advice: just do-on't

The worst way to bellyache, bleat, grumble or gripe
All day long, know you groan loud a lo-ot
Don't need long-winded bitchin', you can be real concise
Tell me what's up, don't groan loud a lo-o-o-o-ot
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, man, you groan loud a lo-o-o-o-ot
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, man, you groan loud a lo-ot

Give a hint why you grouse, I'm so sick of your groanin'
Tell me quick why you grouse, are my lectures too borin'?
One small hint why you grouse, good reason's all I'm wantin'
Wantin', wantin', yeah-eah-eah-ee-yeah
Give a hint why you grouse, no-one else likes your groanin'
Tell me quick why you grouse, some bad attempt at stalli-in'?
One small hint why you grouse, you still sure you're not coughin'?
Coughin', coughin', ee-yeah-eah

Qui-ui-uit the hackin' crap

Is there somethin' 'bout the way I talk you don't like?
All day long, know you groan loud a lo-ot
If you're not gonna be coop'rative, why should I?
I'll just mock how you groan loud a lo-o-o-o-ot
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, man, you groan loud a lo-o-o-o-ot
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, man, you groan loud a lo-ot

Why do you do it?
Qui-ui-uit the hackin' crap
Hahahaha

As I was writing, I realised that I was treading similar ground as this earlier parody, which is why I went with the grunting/teacher angle to differentiate it a bit.

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