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Song Parodies -> "Just Play Chess"

Original Song Title:

"Just Say Yes"

Original Performer:

Snow Patrol

Parody Song Title:

"Just Play Chess"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

We all know the obnoxious, sore-winner archetype common to many a game and sport. How many of those in chess, I wonder?
This tournament is barely fun for me
Don't have talent, fairly plain to see
But at least I play with all the skill that I have
You took my knight, okay, don't need a dance
Please stop that dance (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Please stop that dance (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Please stop that dance (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Please stop that dance (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Just play chess
Just play what you came here for, you prat
Bein' a pest, eatin' up all my time, sit down, putz

Not professional to taunt like this, you know 'bout this
The first pawn that I lost, you did quite the jive
And with each successive piece, more steps appeared
The judges tried to say to you to stop your jeers
So stop your jeers (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So stop your jeers (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So stop your jeers (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So stop your jeers (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Just play chess
Just play on with no shuffles or dabs
Sure, you're the best, get it over with, I'll miss my bus
Just play chess
Simply waitin' for your next damn move
Haven't touched any piece for the last ten minutes

Might give more time for me to think, perk
But you're so obnoxious, that perk's gone
My thought train's gone (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
My thought train's gone (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
My thought train's gone (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
My thought train's gone (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Just play chess
Just play, stop with the awful-ass dance
That's right, I said that you're real shit at the jitterbug
Just play chess
Cause my patience is wanin', it's true
One more strut and up your asshole, I'll jam your king

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Kingston Trio - February 10, 2019 - Report this comment
English Madrigals were sung by the English... sung by the winners...

The losers sat around singing "Shut Up And Deal!"

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