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Song Parodies -> "You Block Too Much"

Original Song Title:

"You Talk Too Much"

Original Performer:

Joe Jones

Parody Song Title:

"You Block Too Much"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Fighting game strategies don't get more annoying than this...
You block too much, I wanna get a hit
You block too much, it's simply awful, your "trick"
You just block
Block too much

You block ev'ry single punch that I throw
You block, it's a signal that your attacks blow
You just block
Block too much

You block, it's a tactic that's absurdly cheap
You block, let me slam this hammer through your cheek
You just block
Block too much

You block too much, makes each shot a no-sell
You block too much, you still have all of your health
You just block
Block too much

You block, making this fight move way too slow
You block, it's a big slight against proper foes
You just block
Block too much

You block, wish this was Smash Bros, could break your shield
You block, think we're gonna stick to karts, for real
You just block
Block too much

Didn't intend to make a Smash Bros reference on the day after as the recent SSBU Direct, but there it is anyway. Can't wait to play as King K. Rool!

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