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Song Parodies -> "REAP IT UP"

Original Song Title:

"KEEP IT UP"

Original Performer:

Rex Orange County

Parody Song Title:

"REAP IT UP"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

No way, forget it! I might occasionally kill out of anger or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper!
It's a weird job offer, no doubt, but I say that you'll do fine
Take this scythe and take the out-of-timers all out
Which, yes, means death, this long black robe and skull-for-head
Means the job for which you're hired is not some cosplay gig for some trite display

Reap it up and go on, the end of life is something that can't stop
Whether family or strangers, get it done, get it done
Reap it up and go on, yeah, you will get used to popping people's clogs
No choice in this undertaking, get it done, reap it up

Have no fear, zero chance that you're gonna make a mistake and knock off the wrong one
That's a smart scythe you grip, won't axe someone who's not on the list, no
The flip of this is that you can't kill any prick
Who may try to mock your grind, took me a while to live with that, I relate

Reap it up and go on, may start out as a freaky kind of job
To stab a whole bunch of strangers, get it done, get it done
Reap it up and go on, yeah, once you're desensitised, it's such a slog
Hence my quitting, bored of slaying, get it done, reap it up

Yeah, get it done, I can't because I'm done
Done my time, I must go

Reap it up and go on, won't be as grisly as you might have thought
No hacking heads off of strangers, get it done, get it done
Reap it up and go on, yeah, mostly a "come to terms with death" type job
Stab's mostly for show, no waiting, just get it done, reap it up

Get it done, get it done, reap it up, reap it up
Ah-ah-ah-ha-ha-ah-ha-ha-ah-ha-ah-ah, this is no joke, mmm-mmm-hmm-mmm

Homer: Jasper, your time has come!
Jasper: Where's the regular guy? Where's Doug?
Homer: Never mind. I'm Death now.
Jasper: Oh, I liked Doug.

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Amiright Commentator Parody Writer - October 28, 2024 - Report this comment
I can see that someone has been cleaning out the cookies to give 14 bogus 555 votes to people they like or 300 bogus 111 points to parodies that talk about Trump, then accuses one person of doing so in a myriad of fake names. Really; I don't know why this person loves doing this so much. The only type of person who does this must be a psychologically maladjusted dissasociative disordered MAGAhead weirdo who clumsily writes parodies of one obscure 1930s pop tune everyday, and then writes comments in another voice complaining about that.
MAGA - October 28, 2024 - Report this comment
Looks like the paranoid BlueAnon kooks are out in force!

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