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Song Parodies -> "Can't Help Mauling My Buds"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Help Falling in Love"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Help Mauling My Buds"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A man asks a very deep question: why does he keep beating the shit out of his mates?
I don't like any real violence
But I can't help mauling my buds, it's true
What's to blame for my constant hits?
Cause I can't help mauling my buds, it's true

It's not any drugs, not on crack or speed
Don't think that I have latent lycanthropy
Makes me sad when you're black and blue
Cause I can't help mauling my buds, it's true

It's not mind control, no chips inside me
I'm not a big lug, not used to his size, please
Pass that can of Fosters, won't you?
Wish I could stop mauling my buds, it's true
But I can't help mauling my buds, it's true

I went with Fosters for the beer at the end because that's the one Aussie beer that my American audience is most likely to know...even though from what I read, it's a terrible beer. I wouldn't know for sure, I don't drink.

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Peter Andersson - July 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Got a possible idea for the original out of this, so thanks for hitting us with it!

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