The focus of a lot of undeserved fear
"The age of techno-zombies is already here
The glazed look in your eyes cause you don't talk to your peers
You tweet it, just tweet it"
A little pessimistic, don't you think, man?
You're all "millennial" this and "corruption" that (ooh)
They said similar things 'bout 50's rock bands
I'll tweet it, mostly because I can

I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
If I spelled it wrong, delete it
You're bein' grumpy, convinced you're right
It's just a hobby, not obsessed, right
I'll tweet it, tweet it
I'll tweet it, tweet it
I'll tweet it, tweet it
I'll tweet it, tweet it, ooh

"Why can't you talk to your friends face to face? Damn
Kids don't know what a newspaper is, I swear that
You're ruinin' your life, put that phone down, young man
Don't tweet it, don't tweet it"
My Twitter feed gives me links to news websites (ooh)
And the huge web content means the cost's justified (ooh)
I don't know why I told you, cause you've made up your mind
Might tweet it, add a #Boomer hashtag

I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
See how often it's retweeted
All your complainin' gives my feed life
Notification tab's so alight
I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Know I may seem quite conceited
Looks a bit petty, mocked you online
But look who's talkin' Mr. "Hates Vine"
I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it

Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
My followers will believe it
Cause they've all dealt with grumps like you, right
Callin' us lazy, entitled shites (ooh, ri-ight)
I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it (woo-hoo)
Do you have a proper reason (oh no-o)
For people like me (hee hee) who post online (hee hee-hee)
Ev'ry thought they have? Don't try to lie
I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it (tweet i-it)
Kinda sad how you keep screamin' (oh no-o)
"I'm older than you (woo-hoo)! That means I'm right (hee hee)!
All of you kids don't (woo) know what life's like!"
I'll tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Cause it's kinda escapism
Lack of real money, treated like shite
Sorry if tweetin's somethin' I like
I'll tweet it