Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Pub Crawl Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Pub Crawl Wizard"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

From pub to inn to shit-hole dive, one man goes around drinking enough booze to kill and preserve a rhinoceros, but doesn't seem to be affected. How?
Ever since I came of age, boy
Love me some alcohol
From VB down to Foster's
I've thrown up from 'em a-a-all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him
In any alehouse at a-a-all
That besuited, smu-ug prick
Is the best at pub crawls

Pops in any venue
Guzzles beers and then he leaves
Never sways or staggers
Not a single hea-ea-eave
Keeps his disposition
His smarmy smile won't fa-a-all
He belongs in bu-us'ness
Not in a damn pub crawl

He's a pub crawl wizard, must be some kind of twist
This pub crawl wizard's got some Shyamalan shi-i-it

Where the hell does he-e pu-ut it (I-I do-on't know)?
Like he's dru-unk no boo-ooze

Doesn't have companions
At least none that I can tell
With all those shots he's slammin'
Can't be sittin' we-e-ell
But no sign on his face
He's had alcoho-o-ol
Never stops for a-a piss
On his epic pub crawl

I thought I was the liquor-swillin' king
Guess I should give up my pub crawl crown to hi-i-im

Bettin' he's some kind of robot
Or an alien
All that booze he's packin' in
Not one burp, makes no se-e-ense
Maybe I'm just seein' nonsense
With the booze and a-a-all
How else can that ri-ich twit
Be so good at pub crawls?

My money's on the dude being a set of quintuplets dressing in identical suits to mess with drunk morons.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

annimal - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 902