Ignoring all that I say
When you fail, you're shocked, do-ope
I knew it, I predicted this, dude
I told you you'd meet a bear
And it wouldn't be friendly
But you ignored my warning
It's kinda like Cassandra except the modern day

Why can't I convince you that
I'm predicting the truth?
You ignore it like a moron
I predicted it, dude
Said your mower
Is soon gonna be dead
Said "Whatever"
It blew up in your shed
Huge crater, poor neighbours
Dead-brain jerk

All that I've said is true
But you won't listen now, will you?
You're a twit
My predictions are truth
Said if you played hockey, dude
You'd catch the puck in your fam'ly jewels
And you did, but I'm dismissed
Said "don't you eat that sandwich
Tinted green, can't be goo-ood"
But you did, dude, and you threw up for da-ays

Can't count the times I've said that
I predicted this, dude
Same old story, you're a moron
I'm predicting the truth
Not alone, jerk
Way more folks that are dense
Say "Whatever"
Why is stupid a trend?
No-brainers
In danger

Sometimes it seems you're taking
Me serious this time
But then you prove that you're faking
And still I'm proved right

Am I not speaking English?
I predicted this, dude
No, that's not it, words are flawless
And predicting the truth
Too many times to count, man
My predictions come true
I say "stop it" you say "nonsense"
Won't you give me my due?
Can't get over
How I'm ignored again
Say "Whatever"
Is it just cause I'm six?
Don't matter
Torn paper
I predicted that, dude
Blunt razor
I predicted that, dude
Back breake-e-er
I predicted that, dude
Failed caper
I predicted that, dude
Failed saviour