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Song Parodies -> "Meaty Taste"

Original Song Title:

"E.T.A."

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Meaty Taste"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Beef? Pork? Chicken? Hmm...
Lit'rally chewin' some things over
Connect the neurons in my mind 'cause I find somethin's wrong about my food (ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh)
Check what the menu's sayin' now to work out whether I have been screwed (screwed, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh)
What did I pay all those dollars for? Wonder
What I've got in my mouth, like some "tastes like chicken" joke

I just wanna know this meaty taste, meaty taste
Lamb? Don't think so, also don't think that it's beef, what's this meaty taste?
Not that it's bad, I'll chew it longer, will sate my hunger
Mysterious-ass meaty taste, what's this meaty taste?

Didn't come out of a cow, not off a piggy's bone was it scraped
Another bite for tastin', I wish I had listened and just ordered the rump steak
Sauce has got me all confused, no dry for comparison
But even though it's soaked in, I know that the taste I get
Isn't what the menu said it is

I just wanna know this meaty taste, meaty taste
Pork? Don't think so, no other kind of pig meat, what's this meaty taste?
Hopefully I can solve this problem before they're all gone
Cubes with a vague-ass meaty taste, what's this meaty taste?

I really wanna know, ho-oh-oh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Wait, do I wanna know? Because if it turns out I just consumed an Alsatian
I would flip my shit, might cut my tongue right out of me
So I'll stop, shove more in my face, should be glad it's tasty meat
If it ends up bein' insect, I'll be glad it's tasty meat

This song is so weird. It feels like it's your stock standard verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus that forgot the last chorus. Eh, anything that gets the Biebs to stop trying to be emotional faster is alright by me.

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Me - February 15, 2022 - Report this comment
Sorry Seth (or bobpiecheese). It just SUCKS

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