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Song Parodies -> "Free Trial Cheat"

Original Song Title:

"Refried Dreams"

Original Performer:

Tim McGraw

Parody Song Title:

"Free Trial Cheat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Free 30-day trial, huh? I smells me a loophole!
I've got a ha-ank'ri-in' for photograph alt'ri-in'
And I'd love to click awa-a-ay
But then I find ou-out that the best image softwa-are
Always comes at a pri-ice so insa-ane
My face starts glo-owi-in' red, but then I noti-ice
The best four words written nea-ea-eat
"Free thirty day trial", there we go-o
Got me a free-ee tria-ial chea-eat

I ain't shellin' out the dough for this, think no-o-ot
Find it astoundin' that no-one else has thou-ought
To download the tria-ial and re-download so-o it stays free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
But it's the real way to go-o, usin' my free-ee tria-ial chea-eat

It seems kinda di-ickish, a tad profit-hurty-y
I'm sorry, but I couldn't ca-a-are
Assholes are chargi-in' four hundred dolla-ars
Just so I can re-emove stray hai-airs?
The loophole's too te-empti-in', I can't leave it resti-in'
Can't sit here and mope in my sea-ea-eat
Plug my e-mail in, here we go-o
Startin' my free-ee tria-ial chea-eat

It comes off as some sick joke, to charge a lo-o-ot
When I've been findin' a lot of free knocko-offs
Still want the best, ri-ight, minus the exo-orbitant fee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
It's the only way to go-o, usin' my free-ee tria-ial chea-eat
Hang on, this must be a joke, it's a ripo-o-off
Free version's hidin' all the best parts, what ro-ot
Got a feelin', ri-ight, the e-mail part wa-as to trick me-e-e-e-e-e
And make sure my trick would blo-ow up, there's no free-ee tria-ial chea-eat
Oh-oh-oh-oh, a-at least for this program, thou-ou-ough
They saw my free-ee tria-ial chea-eat

Curses! Foiled again!

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Jonathan - May 08, 2017 - Report this comment
well, Thank God amiright is free, eh? 455
River - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment
I like this one. It's so true! As a former SQA Engineer and lead, we worked hard to make sure that the free TRIAL really was just that, a TRIAL,and you had to buy the package to continue using it, not to mention to get the features that took 80% of the time to create, test, and deliver.
Matthias - May 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Never used this for a Photoshop type of program BUT I did use it to get free Netlix and then created more e-mail accounts in order to continue getting free Netflix because once you already used it for 30 Days For Free on your account you had to pay for it. This was a very original topic to play with.
Max Power - May 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Best solution? Create multiple e-mail accounts thanks to gmails.

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