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Song Parodies -> "I Tend to Eat Just Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Seas of Rhye"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Tend to Eat Just Rice"

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The Lyrics

We all have our own food's one of mine!
Some folks like pork or bacon rashers
Others source food from the earth, that's all fine
But my choice may seem quite boring to those gnashers
I'll own up to what I like, I tend to eat just rice

And that's not as a base for something else on top
I'm sure some kind of sauce there would be nice
But to me, this isn't bland, doesn't need pepping up
It's basic, but it's nice, I tend to eat just rice

Simple is how I like my food
Little here to fail, right
You could burn it, that is true (ah-ah-ah)
But that would spoil the flavour (flavour, flavour)

Spare me all your additives, I'll plow through
And eat up this entire bag of rice (bag of rice, bag of rice)
And then one more and then another until about five
'Fore I go boom

Begone with you, I don't need any vegetables
I swear I'm good, I do this thing all the time
It's not what I have for ev'ry meal, you dumb asshole
But when the time comes for some grain, I tend to eat just rice

Stop suggesting to me the things that you like
Stop suggesting to me and let me eat
Got no need for steak, just let me om nom nom
Stop suggesting to me the foods that you like
Stop suggesting to me, just let me eat
Other days, I'll dine on meat
But that's on the shelf on freeze so I can eat rice

Seriously, I am happy to eat plain, cooked rice for a meal.

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