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Song Parodies -> "Last Night's Dull Affair"

Original Song Title:

"One Night Love Affair"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Last Night's Dull Affair"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well, that was uneventful...but WHY?
Saw the side-ish eye
I sent you at nine
Sensed that I'm pissed off, don't wanna talk to you
Of course you approach
Because you've never owned
Some common sense or good long term mem'ry, dude

Last night's dull affair
It was lame, you did not care
I was expectin' more than nothin'
Last night's dull affair
To dried paint, can't compare
No, cause that would least be somethin' (somethin')

Your passion was fake
Had no need to stay
Know that I'd betray my love, but that was weak
Wanted a quick roll
But you went so slow
I can't even say I can push the guilt deep
Cause you failed to please

Last night's dull affair
I can't say I wasn't there
I think I left my undie bottoms
Last night's dull affair
To bad porn, can't compare
No, that's a fun kind of awful

Last night's dull affair
Only great in that to share
Is to describe your awkward humpin'
Last night's dull affair
As blackmail, won't fair
No, so that, at least, is somethin', somethin'

Last night: crap night
Last night: crap night
Last night: crap night
Dull affair, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Last night's dull affair
Whoah-oh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Must forget last night's dull affair
Barely anythin' there
Jack all there, yeah-eah
Whoo, last night's dull affair

True story: completely escaped my mind that this song's about a one-night stand until I finished writing about a one-night stand that sucked. Sometimes my brain just fails to brain, y'all.

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Jeff Reuben - April 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I went through dating nights like this in the past and been on both ends of this!
Matthias - April 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Our little T-Cop is growing up and losing his virginity to a dull affair? I think this is the first time I’ve seen you write a song about sex. Not sure how I feel about it. It’s like your little Transformers and Superhero obsessed brother bragging about this great piece of @ss he got last night (only the opposite). Funny stuff though.

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