-> "Die"
Original Song Title:
"High"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Die"
The Lyrics
How hard is it to remember
Don't you friggin' dare get closer
All I want you to do is die
Whether I choose to dismember
Or I just crush you with a boulder
Someday your life will end, you'll die, true fact
Don't have to explain why your end of days
Is gonna soon be at hand
You dumb bastard, so much rage aimed at you tonight
The end of your days, crushed into a paste
And it will be by my hand
Just remember that the fault is with you
Cause I don't wanna see
You anymore, you creep, face it
If you would just kindly die
I would like that lots
The last time that you departed
I swore that if you accosted
Me once more, you were gonna die
So, are you machine washable?
We'll find out, if you're still a bother
Fingers crossed it'll make you die, you shit
Hang on, what's the phrase? "I studied the blade"?
Hope you're not fond of your legs
Cause they'll be hacked off, when you bleed, won't give you respite
The look on your face when I salt your grave
Injuries, I will relish
I remember that you're a giant douche
No, I don't wanna see
You anymore, you freak, face it
Come on, won't you kindly die?
Cause I'd like that lots
Told your arse to leave
Did you listen to me? Doubt it
And now you will likely die
Cause I'd like that lots
Die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Die, die (you git)
Sure you wanna stay? Your skin's gonna flay
I'll sell your vital organs
Though I wonder if they'll pay that much of a price
I doubt that eBay is filled with the brains
And other squishy flesh bits
From a spider, cause that's what you are, true
Why the hell won't you leave (arachnid, die, arachnid)?
Damn spider, I hate thee, face it (arachnid, stupid arachnid)
Why can't you be nice and die (arachnid, die, arachnid)?
Cause I'd like that lots (arachnid, stupid arachnid)
I never want to see (arachnid, die, arachnid)
A spider next to me, face it (arachnid, stupid arachnid)
Ain't that hard to try and die (arachnid, die, arachnid)
Cause I'd like that lots (arachnid, stupid arachnid)
Won't get beneath my feet (arachnid, die, arachnid)
Where spiders ought to be, face it (arachnid, stupid arachnid)
Please just go outside and die (arachnid, die, arachnid)
Cause I'd like that lots (arachnid, stupid arachnid)
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