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Song Parodies -> "A Wish"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Skee-Lo

Parody Song Title:

"A Wish"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Has there ever been a story where a wish actually went according to plan?
You know?
A wish is a thing which brings on drama, a wish results in trauma
A wish is made by jerks, utter doofs, it's a bother
A wish as a base action is an act I react like a real pro face-palmer

A wish is gotten once or thrice and never done farely low key
The genie boasts we can't comprehend his kind
Ain't true, I see 'em all the time, ev'rywhere I go
Right there on my TV or 3DS, they're called lawyers, right
Cause there's always a contract
Not seen at all but if you fall under conditions, your wish means jack
I get "no killin'", I'm not mad at all
No, I'm more mad at the bit where I can't wish to gain a skill, that's balls
At that "near cheatin'", you're appalled?
If you're no fan of cheaters, what the heck is the purpose of a genie at all?
Asshole, I never understood that
How I can control the weather but not bankrupt a douchebag
These rules are crap, I'm ditchin' this bottle
This ring looks a marvel, I'm thinkin' it's possible it's got a new prick
I found it in a cave
Have to say, it's pretty shitty for these dudes to be locked in an awful crampy state
Like a slave, grantin' wishes
But quick-quick, my symp-sympathy vanished when I wished for a lot
Of money, should be simple, right?
Seems economic drought is on a lot of their minds

A wish is somethin' that's put on offer, a wish to be more stronger
A wish to get the girl, own the hood, somethin' broader
A wish to have snack that everlasts, may sound mad, only pricks are a scoffer
A wish to be a popular author, a wish to be a doctor
A wish to have the world's biggest wang, be a baller
A wish will never grant you all of that which is crap, to me, this ain't a shocker

A wish never gets thought out far, a lark that gets such backlash
You'd think you'd said a no-no word, let's backtrack
When you first saw that genie rise, snap
That was your mind, man, thought train's on fire from the sheer greed of your plans
But should you have your doubts, hold onto that
Get the long-term parts of your brain workin' before you crack
And wish that your mind was the smart kind
That's a newb trap cause you'll soon find
That genie folks are tricky folks
You may be smart but still sociable? Oh hell no
Well, you might think that you can wish to become real lucky
Cause you're a gigantic fanboy of Domino
But you'll see after your wish, your luck's on the same line
The world has become so unlucky, therein lies
Why I get awful vibes
When I see a cartoon, film, game, novel, whatever medium you may like
And I find, and I find
The magic that lies, lies, lies

A wish is somethin' meant to solve problems, a wish will soon absolve 'em
A wish will show the jerks that you're good and you'll stop 'em
A wish will make one latch right onto that like a prat then you'll still have the problem
A wish will only be a huge bother, a wish will kill your honour
A wish will only jerk back the good and yell "Gotcha!"
A wish will only craft a total sap with a snap, it's not him there that botched up

A wish is a thing which brings on drama (wish is a thing which brings on drama)
A wish results in trauma (wish results in trauma)
A wish is somethin' that's put on offer, y'all (wish is somethin' that's put on offe, y'all)
A wish to be more stronger (wish to be more stronger)
A wish is somethin' meant to solve problems, y'all (wish is somethin' meant to solve problems, y'all)
A wish will soon absolve 'em (wish will soon absolve 'em)
A wish will only be a huge bother, y'all (wish will only be a huge bother, y'all)
A wish will kill your honour (yeah)

Hey, a wish would wreck my day
I'd have to waste it writin' down ways it could go wrong for me, would be quite lame
And my new genie mate?
Leave him to reacquaint with the world, he's been shut away
Could be "she", still the same deal
And once I've found and then struck down ev'ry loophole then I'd feel
More comfortable to wish things now
Sure, I will free 'em once I'm done, I'm not a douche now
Hey, you, cut that out
I know what that look means, that raised brow
Ah, yes, confusion
Just because I'm logical 'bout this crap

A wish is very easily botched up, a wish is quickly ballsed up
A wish can take a perk, smash it good, problems roll up
A wish demands a plan one must enact 'fore a trap leaves you all stuck and holed up
A wish is just a magnet for drama, a wish will bring you trauma
A wish might turn a jerk to a fool, worth some laughter
A wish is somethin' that I cannot stand, so I'll pass on that shit lamp, just stop it

A wish, a wish
A wish, a wish
A wish, a wish
A wish, a wish
A wish, a wish
A wish, a wish

Actually, I think there are times where a wish doesn't go tits up...when it's the bad guy in control of the genie. Whoops.

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