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Song Parodies -> "Dumped Prick (Who Would Want You Back?)"

Original Song Title:

"Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)"

Original Performer:

Eamon

Parody Song Title:

"Dumped Prick (Who Would Want You Back?)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's never a good feeling when your significant other leaves you. Though if it turns out you're an abusive shithead, don't be shocked that fishing for sympathy gives you nothing but old boots...to the head.
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
No, no, no

See, I know you cry
'Bout how you were dumped
Man, you use "bitch" way too much
I've told you the whole truth
That you're the one to blame, you negged her all day
How can I care about how you feel (ah-ah-ah)?

Dumped like a brick, you call her a cow
Dumped by "that bitch", it's all her fault somehow (ah-ah)
Dumped and you're thinkin' you'll call her, stop that (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Just let her go, who would want you back (ah-ah-ah)?
Dumped 'cause you said the worst things, no doubt
Dumped 'cause you constantly crushed her dreams down (ah-ah)
Dumped 'cause you didn't treat her well, you twat (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Just let her go, who would want you back?

Insults (ah-ah), rude names (ah-ah)
Told her what to eat, yeah
She's the bitch 'cause you made her leave (ah-ah-ah-ah)?
Don't tell me (ah-ah-ah-ah) that you're who's innocent (ah-ah)
Always threatened with a smack, just 'cause you didn't act
On that, doesn't score points with me (ah-ah-ah)

Dumped like a brick, of her, I'm so proud
Dumped you so quick it broke the speed of sound (ah-ah)
Dumped after ages of your utter crap (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Just let her go, who would want you back (ah-ah-ah)?
Dumped 'cause you said she looked like a cow
Dumped 'cause your hands couldn't stop themselves now (ah-ah)
Dumped like the douchiest potato sack (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Just let her go, who would want you back?

Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah

Stop textin' (ah-ah), I don't care (ah-ah)
Sympathy? I have none
Not even friends, number's my work one (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Give up (ah-ah-ah-ah), it's over (ah-ah)
And the fault can only land on you, you ass
Just admit that you want back control (ah-ah-ah)

Dumped like a brick, stop wallowin' now
Dumped 'cause the mask of a non-prick fell down (ah-ah)
Dumped like a rubbish bin, must say, that tracks (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Just let her go, who would want you back (ah-ah-ah)?

Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (fault's on you now)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (ring goes round) (ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (treat girls like crap) (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (who would want you back?) (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (blockin' you now)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (in booze, drown) (ah-ah)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, uh-huh, yeah-eah (yes, it's your bad) (ah-ah-ah-ah)

"I guess his girl cheated on him, so he dumped her, and he's rejecting her attempts to get back with her. No, no, actually, no. Here's what I'm guessing actually happened. He got cheated on, then he got dumped by her, and then this is him writing a song about how he wished it went down." - Todd in the Shadows

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Sexual Yin-Yang Man - November 01, 2020 - Report this comment
This is great! Well, this is what he gets after treating her like trash. She deserves a better man, hope she finds one - like the Pearl Jam song says.

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