Someone's been murdered, how wrong
Should be a premise not hard to follow
But what I hope won't take long
Is catchin' the right guy, brings me sorrow
When an innocent is stuck in jail
So to make sure that I cannot fail
All the clues I've got upon this trail must go max

Photos are an awful size
Just two key strokes will get these guys maximised
We'll solve this case in no time
Once we take this and magnify
Somewhere in here we will find the face
That leads to the hands that used that mace
To flatten that poor guy
No time to mourn, let's magnify

Magni-magni, blow up, magnify
Magni-magni, blow up, yeah

No, this ain't like CSI
Know there's no hidden reserve of pixels
It's just a start-off point, right
Can't get a flow without a first trickle
Other clues won't pull that shite now
Bullets, blood and hair, some black, some white now (white now)
Evidence that needs close eyes now
Connect the dots if some are found, yeah

Never been the type of guy
To just instantly solve a crime in the time
It takes to just blink your eyes
I'm no Sherlock, let's magnify
Get all of this stuff right in my face
Well, not lit'rally, lots of blood stains
Don't want that in my eye
Can't then see what I'll magnify

Magni-magni, blow up, magnify
Magni-magni, blow up, magnify
Blow up, blow up, magnify
Magni-magni, magnify, magnify

How can you still stand there? I
Need to get to the lab for my robot eyes
You're just pointin' at some guy
Who's - ah, won't have to magnify (no point now to magnify)

Magnify, magnify, no point, magnify (yeah)
Ooh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh, I realise (magni-magni, no point)
Zero point to magnify (magnify)

Find it fun to analyse
When puzzle pieces all align, feels so nice (all align)
When "escape" escapes bad guys
There is no need to magnify