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Song Parodies -> "No, Don't Touch"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Much"

Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville

Parody Song Title:

"No, Don't Touch"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

No touchie!
I've told you, mate
Don't want you up and gropi-in'
This car of mi-i-ine
Your damn fingerprints are showi-in'
Said no, do-o-on't touch
'Bout a hundre-ed times, du-u-u-u-ude
The reason why-y-y? Well, i-it's mi-ine, you know

That chair is mi-ine
No nametag? Doesn't matte-er
Belongs to me-e-e
So mitts off it, you wanke-e-e-e-er (said no, do-o-on't touch)
'Bout a thousa-and times, du-u-u-u-ude
The reason why-y-y? Cause i-it's mi-ine, you kno-ow

This isn't some ki-ind o-of friendly banter
You-ou touch my stuff, I will hurt you-ou-ou
You'd better li-i-isten to me: hands off my sta-ack of movies
You'll be a practice dummy for my ninjutsu-u-u-u-u

Not just your hands
I want a full cessatio-on
Feet off the floo-oo-oor
Practice your levitatio-on
Said no, do-o-on't touch
Sev'ral thousa-and times, du-u-u-u-ude
The reason why-y-y? Look, i-it's mi-ine, you know

Said no, do-o-on't touch
Way too many-y times, du-u-u-u-ude
The reason why-y-y? Man, i-it's mi-ine, you know
Said no, do-o-on't touch
A handful o-of times, du-u-u-u-ude
The reason why-y-y? Dude, i-it's mi-ine, you-ou know
A-All mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine

I found at least three ways to credit the original artists on Wikipedia, (featuring Aaron, and Aaron, with Aaron) so I went with the most duet-sounding one cause that seemed to fit the best. Wish it was just a solo song, especially cause that'd mean I wouldn't have to listen to Aaron Neville's weird voice.

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