Online in a bad debate where the logic's rather shite
Not so bad it hurts my brain, stupid still fills every line
I'm trying to use real facts, they just use ad hominem
Insulting my weight and my past instead of real arguments

Cause somehow they compare me to Hitler, no Nazi-i
It makes no sense to me, waste time sortin' through your lie-ies
"ur so-o du-umb becuz, u see, you luv final fantasy"
That's no-ot pro-oper arguing, that's just using fallacies

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"i ha-av wo-on becuz, u see, i've had real sex, actually"
Kind o-of su-uck at arguing, all you use are fallacies

Just because your life sucks, mate, doesn't mean you are correct
And threatening to stab my face won't improve your standing, friend
Found one spelling flub from me now my argument is poo
Thus my sources and ten-page screed are now gibberish to you

Points lie in obscurity, so I lose, excuse me-e
Your side came first, I see, so why else does it win, why-y?
"ur so-o du-umb becuz, u see, u sed u did not like cheese"
Quite fa-ar fro-om the point, you see, there's another fallacy

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Learn to spot your fallacies (La-a-a-a-ame)
Makes your argument shitty (La-a-a-a-ame)
"well, ur head is phallus-y" (La-a-a-a-ame)
Also, you fail at witty (La-a-ame)

"i ha-av wo-on becuz, u see, u r bein a Nazi"
Back to-o the-e Hitler bit, jeez, might be the worst fallacy