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Song Parodies -> "The Leech"

Original Song Title:

"The Breach"

Original Performer:

Dustin Tebbutt

Parody Song Title:

"The Leech"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The swamp contains more dangers than ogres and ROUS's, you know...
I'm sure that I mentioned your basic swamp beasts
I want you to know that
The fault for why you're risking such a bleed
Is not on me, it's all on you

Just like that nasty lump
Of a worm that's stuck in place
Just below your left-most elbow (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sucking on the fluids that flow (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Gotta say that sucks
That's a thing that I can say
'Cause the leech ain't on me, brother (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Man, the leech is such a bummer (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

It's not what you signed on for? That I can't believe
It's a swamp slog, gonna risk this
Least it's not on your nethers and it's just one, not five
Though I think it's getting tighter

Yes, I can get it off
Set you free from all the pain
But when you wiggle like jello (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I can't get a clear shot, you know (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Do you want your blood?
Might have to have you restrained
Or the leech will stay your problem (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And that leech is quite the biggun (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Wait, rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist...*RAWR* Ahh!

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