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Song Parodies -> "No Smoking"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Broken"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"No Smoking"

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The Lyrics

You know what I've never encountered? People smoking in a non-smoking section. Guess what this parody's about? That. Enjoy!
I hunger, need to dine
Power-walk a while
Rest'rant, it's my day
Notice right away
People smoking in a place
That's marked "No Smoking", such disgrace!

"Your! Lungs! Are! Gone!"
I say to their faces, but
They just take another puff
Just, wow!

Look at the sign!
No Smoking!
Possibly get fined!
Stop smoking!

That stuff will end your life
It is a fact of life
I've read so many things
That say this, my head spins
I'm just warning you, might get cancer
Or something that makes you cough up blood

Though! It's! Your! Choice!
Don't smoke where the sign says not
You're kinda creating a cloud of fog
Guess how!

Look at the sign!
No Smoking!
Don't say that I whine!
Stop smoking!

Stop now!
Please cut it out!

Stop smoking!
It says on the sign!
No Smoking!

Stop now!

Please cut it out!
Stop smoking!
Stop smoking!
Stop smoking!
Your dope!
I have, however, encountered people smoking outside the bloody hospital. Inside, it's overly clean, out the door and "Mmm! Cigarette butts and petrol!" Sorry, it just irritates me

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Total Votes: 4

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Dave W. - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I also think there should be no farting signs .and maybe no swearing zones too and no perfume wearing ect. ect. ect.
agrimorfee - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
It was funny to try and picture Pantera's vocalist growling out these words. Nice job.
Matthias - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree with your view points here. I hate cigarettes and people who smoke especially where they're not supposed to. It's extremely bad for your health and well I would rather wreck my health by eating fatty foods and drinking too much because at least that's enjoyable and doesn't leave your clothes smelling terrible.
Blaydeman - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with you 100%, I also thought that the thought of Pantera actually performing this was really funny too. Nice one. 555 no smoking signs!
Rex - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment
So there I was puffing away right next to a "No Eating" sign when up walks this guy with a sandwich.... It's interesting that the government keeps counting on cigarette taxes to generate significant revenue, while at the same time making smoking more and more restrictive and expensive. It's like they're saying "buy cigarettes, but don't smoke them". Nice commentary on folks who ignore the rules.
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Very true on the lyrics, agreed with them, I partially agree with Agri (I hate cigarettes, but not the people who smoke them unless they intentionally blow it in my face) but at any rate, the only thing about this one TCOP is from a funny perspective it was an 'eh' parody. . .but even so agree with the sentiment

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