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Song Parodies -> "Don't Like "Splat""

Original Song Title:

"I Like That"

Original Performer:

Richard Vission & Static Revenger ft. Luciana

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Like "Splat""

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Certain sounds can set one's nerves on edge. For some it's nails on a chalkboard, for some it's the ringtone they set for their ex, and for others it's a bit more...squishy.
Don't like "splat"
The foley guys are messin'
With my un-strong heart
In the sound mixin', mixin'
Is somethin' squishin', squishin'
It's never pleasant, pleasant
To my ears or my brain
Yeah, if it's missin', missin'
I'd never miss it, miss it (don't like "splat")
Always so gooey, gooey
Gives my spine all the chills
Whether it's comin', comin'
From heads a-poppin', poppin'
Or limbs ripped off, I find
The sound won't change a bit
Kind of obnoxious, -noxious
How they won't stop it, stop it, stop it

Ah-ah
Don't like "splat"
Don't like "splat"

Don't like "splat"
Might say the fault is mine
Need a discernin' mind
If I can't take 'em, take 'em
Horror films, should evade 'em
Sorry, that plan won't work
I can't escape it, -scape it
Each genre, it's the same
The sound of death's the same (don't like "splat")
I ask: what's wrong with crunchin'?
As a sound, it's fine
It's far less messy, messy
Makes me less tetchy, tetchy (don't like "splat")
Don't like it, that's that
It takes me way back
To all the times before
Brain replays scenes of gore
Sound design guys keep messin'
With my brain and heart (heart)

Like "splat"? Uh-uh, don't like "splat"
Uh-uh, don't like "splat", uh-uh
Don't like when things go "splat" (don't like "splat")

Ah-ah (don't like "splat")
You think it's funny, funny
My twitchin', twitchin' soul
It is in hindsight, maybe
But in the moment? Spare me
Don't join in with the messin'
With my un-strong heart
Don't want any more messin'
Stop the messin', stop the messin'
Your mockin' means more messin'
With my un-strong heart
Don't need any more messin'
Stop the messin', stop the messin'

Like "splat"? Uh-uh, don't like "splat"
Uh-uh, like "splat"? Uh-uh, don't like "splat" (don't like "splat")
Uh-uh, like "splat"? Uh-uh, don't like "splat"
Uh-uh, like "splat"? Uh-uh, don't like "splat"
Uh-uh

Don't like "splat"
Don't like "splat"

I swear this song sounds like a prototype for Icona Pop's "I Don't Care".

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