Asshole, that's what they are, made the call
First time that I had noticed
Their little icon never once moving from that spot 'cause it's not right

Whoa-oh-oh, campers are a problem, really wish they'd leave
Whoa-oh-oh, real annoying-ass strategy

Not talking 'bout the snipers here, oh-oh-oh
High up in their nest, never near, those are alright

Whoa-oh-oh, campers aren't that level of cool enemy
Whoa-oh-oh, not the whole map they cover, see

Whoa-oh-oh, campers never give me fun game memories
Whoa-oh-oh, only brought me pure agony

They squat down in one place
To murder all who come down that way
It feels really cheap, no question, boosting scores too high
Could counter it easily, use their tactics, ain't right

Whoa-oh-oh, campers really suck, the way they're tempting me
Whoa-oh-oh, to try what makes me slam them, geez

Ev'ry one's a dick but they won't make me cheat
'Cause I've been working so hard for my rank

Whoa-oh-oh, assholes, sucking away all the fun
Whoa-oh-oh, can't quit 'cause that means they'll win