I've gotten myself in some nonsense, all to do with the evil contents
Of this little cardboard box of mine
Planned to leave it where you'd find it and the glitter would be flyin'
When you grabbed the lid and opened wide
My cheeky plan didn't work out right
Never managed to hurt you, damn stupid box

It just had to go and disperse its matter
Blew its shiny load in my face, that blows
I'm the butt of my joke, I managed to trip the lever
So this mess is all my fault, want this confetti gone

All over me and the carpet, good Lord, even the ceiling sparkles
At least it didn't get inside my eyes
But the worst part about all this? No matter how hard I suck in
With my vacuum, I know that I'll find
Bits of glitter all day and night
Could move house, I'd still find 'em so

Inside all my clothes, impossible scatter
Ev'ry shelf I own has some bits, this blows
Man, I wanted to blow this around your house, damn glitter
Now it's my fate, damn, this sucks, want this confetti gone (ha)
Want this confetti gone (ha-ah), this confetti gone
Ev'ry time that I wipe, even more bits pop right up (ha)
Want this confetti gone (ha-ah), confetti gone
Angries up my blood, want this confetti gone (ah-ah)

Confetti gone, confetti gone (ah)
Confetti gone (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh) (ah-ah) (hoo-ooh-ooh)
Confetti gone (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), confetti gone (ah)
Confetti gone, yeah-eah-eah-eah

My plan could go ahead, no problem, then you'd have to deal with this nonsense
There's no point in wrecking just my life

I want you to know my own brand of madness
Once that box explodes, what's inside won't go
And I want you to know you'll never escape the glitter
How'd it get inside my socks? Want this confetti gone (ha)
Want this confetti gone (ha-ah), this confetti gone
I'll still laugh at your plight while I'm coughing my own up (ha-ah-ah)
Want this confetti gone, confetti gone
Real pain in the balls, want this confetti gone