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Song Parodies -> "Can't Pierce This Fog Cloud"

Original Song Title:

"Who Let the Dogs Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Baha Men

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Pierce This Fog Cloud"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever play an old videogame and start wondering if it takes place in San Francisco thanks to the impenetrable wall of fog? Well, this dude has.
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud

Ev'ry now and then I start to have a longin' (hey-ah, yippie-yi-yo)
To pull an old game out of mothballs (huh, huh, yippie-yi-yo)
Thought bugs had made the background start stallin' (yippie-yi-yo)
But my brain just made the wrong call (huh, huh, huh, huh)
Can't make a damn thing out now

Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)

If this was just one of those RPGs, bro (huh, huh, huh, huh)
I'd have less reason to frown (huh, huh, huh, huh)
In no hurry, won't scurry
Once I'm done grindin', I'll fast travel

But this game wants speed which makes me get antsy (hey-ah, yippie-yi-yo)
I don't know what's comin' 'til I die, lame (huh, huh, yippie-yi-yo)
Gonna make my car crash, that's not what I want, please (yippie-yi-yo)
And it just pisses me off that the damn A.I. (huh, huh, huh, huh)
Goes through with no spin outs now

Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud

Lame, too foggy to see how far away's the goal zone
Oh, foggy backgrounds blow (huh), oh, foggy bollocks (hate it, yeah, yeah)
Too foggy to see if I'm safe or if I'm boned
Oh, foggy backgrounds blow (bollocks), oh, foggy bollocks (bollocks, bollocks)

Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through)

You're sayin' "It's not that close to be bad, though (huh, huh, huh, huh)
This ain't some Silent Hill town (huh, huh, huh, huh)
Not that sucky, Sir Grumpy
Call me when it's all up in your grill"

You're thinkin' of a fog that backs the hell off
This one throws off my groove 'cause my sight's all gone (hey-ah)
It's kind of a pain because decent sight (huh, huh)
Is needed to play, I don't live in the mini-map now (huh, huh)
Three car-lengths? Sight's all gone, that's a big ol' problem
Sure, the problem is due (huh, huh) to how I used to play this when I was four (huh, huh)
Back then the graphics were sad and the storytellin'? Phew!

Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through) (yippie-yi-yo)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through) (yippie-yi-yo)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through) (yippie-yi-yo)
Can't pierce this fog cloud (through, through, through, through, through) (yippie-yi-yo) [repeats]
I hate this thick-as-shit fog, yes, this thick-as-shit fog
I hate this thick-as-shit fog, yes, this thick-as-shit fog
I hate this thick-as-shit fog, yes, this thick-as-shit fog
I hate this thick-as-shit fog, yes, this thick-as-shit fog [repeats 'til fade]

I'll be hitting 2300 parodies this week. Wonder how long it's been since I actually pulled the [repeats] tag on a repeating chorus segment. Another pointless trivia track: this parody was annoying to write in a different way than you'd think, since the version of this song that got big in Australia was the "Barking Mad Mix" so my brain kept wondering where the synth-line was.

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