Guess in the old days
The line "it's just for kids" made shit okay
They had extreme low standards, but this?
If I'd watched that in the day
Long nightmares galore, I still got 'em

It's just a children's show hand puppet (hand puppet)
Spooky-ass children's show hand puppet (hand puppet)

It's just a children's show hand puppet (puppet, puppet, oh)
But just look at it, fear ain't nothin'
Feel like I'm gonna hork my lunch quick (hork (ooh) up lunch (ooh) quick, ooh)
Thing's just tellin' corny jokes (jokes)
But it's pushin' all my buttons (don't want it)
The design just triggers somethin'
In my soul, dread fear, it summons (uh, uh, whoo)
Tryna work out which dick linked it
Wish I'd never friggin' clicked it (yeah)
My own fault for bein' dense
Not hard to tell when links are trickin' (tricks)
My whole damn brain nearly shut down
Ooh, sucks, I can't lie (this is crap)
Gettin' nightmares from a prank (jerk)
Ooh, sucks, such a fright (fright)

It's just a children's show hand puppet (spook hand puppet)
Spooky-ass children's show hand puppet (hand puppet)

It's just a children's show
When's the first time you watch somethin' that just gives you chills?
Do you try to act like it washed over you like water? Just ignore that fear?
It's just a children's sh-

That thing's messed up, will eat my soul up (whoop!)
That thing's messed up, will eat my soul up (whoop!)
That thing's messed up, will eat my soul up (whoop!)
That thing's messed up, will eat my soul up (whoop!)
That thing's messed up, will eat my soul up
The lips don't match up, the eyeballs look unstuck
I check my chair for bricks when the thought gets brought up
It looked at the cam'ra too often, shut up
That thing's messed up, it's inappropriate
For those under forty, don't want that gross shit
Creepypasta ghost shit, don't want that gross shit
Closed eyes, still ghost shit, still seein' gross shit, shit, shit, shit

It's just a children's show hand puppet (hand puppet)
Spooky-ass children's show hand puppet (hand puppet)

Poor kids in those days
Forced to watch all this shit, musta messed their brains
Adults had zero standards, you dig?
I will rue that fateful day
I watched it, oh god, it ain't stoppin'