The Lyrics
Lights, cam, ra, ac, tion
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There are times when a film is unbearable (Ooh!)
When the plot holes are so many miles wide (Ooh!)
It's obvious the monster is just digital (Ooh!)
The comedy is so forced, editing's shi-ee-i-ee-ite
So shi-ee-ite (Ooh!)
But there's one thing that you can't deny
Drags a film down more CG, guys
You should know-wo-wo-wo, yeah, yeah, yeah
And it's when an actor doesn't change his expression
He just gaw-oo-aw-oo-awks, get a for-oo-or-oo-or-ork
Poke him in the ass, then he might change his expression
But I dou-oo-ou-oo-out, won't work ou-oo-ou-oo-out
Out, out, ou-ou-out
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Guys like Keanu Reeves excel in dull surprise (Ooh!)
Nicked that term from MST3K (Ooh!)
No smile on his face, no angry brows or teary eyes (Ooh!)
Just a gormless stare which never brea-ee-a-ee-aks
Won't brea-ee-ak (Ooh!)
If they don't react, then I can't buy
That the character cares 'bout his life
Not at all-wo-wo-wo, yeah, yeah, yeah
It just breaks the mood, guys, when they don't change expressions
It's just du-oo-u-oo-ull, and it su-oo-u-oo-u-ucks
Throw pies at their face, then they might change their expressions
Try Rathbo-oo-o-oo-one, or Wiseau-oo-eau-oo-eau
No, no
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can't get involved here
Kristen Stewart, emote, de-e-ear
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Not invested here
Hayden Christensen, oh de-e-ear
Don't care 'bout the plot, guys, if you don't change expressions
Dull as blo-oo-o-oo-ocks, wooden blo-oo-o-oo-o-ocks
Don't be like Seagal, guys, just once, change your expression
Or I'm go-oo-o-oo-one, I'll be go-oo-o-oo-o-ocks
Gone, gone, go-o-one
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