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Pat Benatar

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The Lyrics

Some drinks just do not mix. Some folks just do not get this...
Some things don't go together easily
Well, okay, they can, to be fair
Physics work, to be sure
But what's left here in my jug
Is slop, I won't endure

On things like this, I am vigilant
Coke and milk just mix terribly
I refuse to drink that concoction
This shit is immiscible

Don't you tell me this will emulsify
You know I seethe when you can't ratify
What you have done, you dork
I've got the right to be angry
What have you done, you dork?
There's no hope there that I'll scull that swill of yours

On things like this, not ambivalent
Rum and cream just mix terribly
I will never drink your concoctions
This shit is immiscible
When I said "I'm up for mixin'"
I meant things that taste nice
Can't be said for your mad concoctions
This shit is immiscible

That's not how that word works? Bud
Don't change the subject, for
There's no hope there, hope there that I'll chug this "drink" of yours

On things like this, I am militant
Juice and Sprite just mix terribly
Who would ever drink your concoctions?
This shit is immiscible
I think you gun-jumped on drinkin'
Can see all the cans, right
In that state, I'd try your concoctions
This shit is immiscible

Yeah-heah (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, oh yeah-yeah (on things like this, you're so ignorant)
Wine and V just mix terribly (yeah-eah-eah, ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh))
Still not one to drink your concoctions
This shit is immiscible
Yeah-eah (on things like this, I'll stay vigilant)
All these things just mix terribly
I refuse to try these concoctions
This shit is immiscible

The only drinks I've ever mixed were of the cola and lemonade variety. Haven't done so in a long time, but that's mostly because since then a) my appearances at places where more than one bottle is open at a time has diminished considerably and b) I've become mildly addicted to Sunkist as my fizz of choice.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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paul robinson - September 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Add large quantities of Peppermint Schnapp's and virtually anything else to your mix and you can experience the worst hangover ever the following day. 5's.
Matthias - October 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Isn’t rum & cream just a White Russian? Or is that vodka and cream. Either way that doesn’t sound too bad. Coke and milk however does sound disgusting. $5.55 tip for you, bartender!

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