I made a dumb, crazy choice, I wish that I
Could describe the reason why
I'd look up the answer that's inside my brain
That's if I make it out okay
I could take time to search around
But I just have this feelin' now
That the reason is on the ground
Where my brain lays, poultry strikes my face

The chickens hunger for my blood (poultry strikes my face)
If I don't scramble, I'll be done (poultry strikes my face)
Their lunch, their lunch, their lunch, their lunch
Stupid way to die (poultry strikes my face)

"Fearsome horde" is a phrase you would think won't
Apply to those damn chickens at all
You might think that they can't fly
You're almost right, watch poultry strike my face

They may not soar like geese or ducks (poultry strikes my face)
But they can still get high enough (poultry strikes my face)
To punch, to punch, to punch, to punch
Holes next to my eyes (poultry strikes my face)
They do that with surprisin' force (poultry strikes my face)
Holes in my back and arms and shorts (poultry strikes my face)
It sucks, it sucks, it sucks, it sucks
Hope I stay alive (poultry strikes my face)

But it's true that it's me who did that bad deed
I was rude, just thought I'd break in and mess with their feed
That's the truth, that was me, that's why you now see
Death that's been feathered white (see poultry strike my face)

The fastest I have ever run (poultry strikes my face)
I really hope that it's enough (poultry strikes my face)
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
This is how I'll die (poultry strikes my face)?
I'd always held it in my core (poultry strikes my face)
I'd die from old age, nothin' more (poultry strikes my face)
It's nuts, it's nuts, it's nuts, it's nuts
Now it's chicken-style (poultry strikes my face)

Sad but true, that's the scene (chicken-style), pretty dumb to see (poultry strikes my face)
Feel a fool, I really hate it (chicken-style), I want to survive (poultry strikes my face)
Get why you'd stare at me (so dumb) but stop that now, please (so dumb, so dumb)
Don't laugh, help me fight