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Song Parodies -> "Light Source"

Original Song Title:

"High Horse"

Original Performer:

Kacey Musgraves

Parody Song Title:

"Light Source"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Normally the question in the darkness is "Who turned out the lights?". Now we've got a slightly sticker question: "Who turned on that one light? Cause it wasn't me..."
Oh, a blackout's no fun, so lame
Power's off so that shuts down ev'ry object
And we can't play a board game
By candlelight, cause that's a hot prospect
But ev'ryone has problems when lights go "phut"
Nationwide or just in one small town
Yeah, ev'ryone knows someone who knows someone
Who lost their save file or walked into a shelf

No, my issues are just one, only one
It's big enough to topple all of yours down
It's night time, no workin' bulbs, workin' bulbs
And there's no moonlight around
But there's a light source, mmm-mmm
From where's that light source? Mmm-mmm

I bet you think I'm insane
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm not kiddin'
I'm worried cause I cannot place
How in this place there could be somethin' glintin'
Cause ev'ry door's been shut 'cause outside's so cold
And the wind would blow the candles out
Yeah, I've got some lights out, but I know that one
Is not one of mine, I counted thrice, I checked

In here, we're the only ones, only ones
Nobody's entered since the power went out
Well, no-one I'm aware of, aware of
Hence why my brain's breakin' down
Cause of that light source, mmm-mmm
From where's that light source? Mmm-mmm

To learn more 'bout the light source, I need to be quite close
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
But my legs are now stuck, be a good friend and go, bro

Yeah, I'm sure you've got the balls, got the balls
To check whatever that is and take it out
So why don't you move on up, move on up
And hope it's not your doom now
Check out that light source, mmm-mmm
That myst'ry light source, mmm-mmm
Light source, mmm-mmm
You just made an awful thunk now
Mmm-mmm, my reflection? That's sorted out

Tryna think of a pithy comment to put here, but all I can think of is how often I ask the DM in my Thursday D&D what the lighting conditions are so that my Arcane Trickster rogue gets the best use out of her Shadow Blade spell. Hey, when they finally announce an official MLP/TF crossover comic, my brain kinda gets distracted.

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