Won't let you see it, no, I won't let you see it
Take a pic? I'll delete it, draw a picture? I'll eat it, uh
Have you considered, tell me, have you considered
That your demands for clearer pics might make me feel bitter? Uh
I guess that my friend was a lie, ah-ah
Why did I try to socialise? Ah-ah

I've got a blemish on my butt
You heard about it, want a quick snap
Seems it's the only aim of you
It's where all our talks veer into
That awful blemish on my butt (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I won't drop trou to please your blog's fans (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Thought I had somethin' nice with you
But it turned out you're a big douche
Who wants the blemish on my butt

Wish you would quit it, really wish you would quit it
Get so close, you could lick it, do that, a knife I'll stick in, uh
Small birthmark on me, that's the reason you want me
"What's a little nude photo 'tween pals?" Lots when strangers reblog me, uh
Try to then lie "That's not my style"? Ah-ah
Nine links sent my way's quite the find, ah-ah

You want the blemish on my butt
How'd you find out? I gotta ask that (know)
Made sure that I never told you
The first time you got tanked on booze
I knew that blemish on my butt (ah-ah-ah-ah) (yah)
Would force right out chemistry we had (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll break off all contact with you
The next time you ask for a few (you douche)
Pics of the blemish on my butt

You want that spot upon my bot
Just so you can update your blog (yeah)
"Some Weird Skin Marks I Came Upon"
Know it, it's all about which you talk
It's my blemish, I won't share it
With just anyone, won't bare it
So embarrassin' to wear it
But you takin' pics is worse, I swear it (haha)
One more nude pic question, start screamin'
Stop askin' me for exceptions, leave it
Wouldn't like it if I freed up
Cam'ra space for your teeny weenie

Won't see the blemish on my butt (ha, ha, yuh)
Please cut it out before I kick ass (huh, huh, I mean it)
I'm gonna leave more than a bruise (pow, pain)
Then I might take a pic of you (ha, ha)
Obsessed with blemishes on butts (ah-ah-ah-ah) (ha, ha)
Weirdin' me out with ev'ry flash snap (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Why do I still hang out with you?
Not by choice, leave my front porch, douche (ha, ha)
Forget the blemish on my butt (now, heheh)