Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Blemish"

Original Song Title:

"Fetish"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez ft. Gucci Mane

Parody Song Title:

"Blemish"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

For some people, "please stop trying to take pictures of the birthmark on my ass to upload it to the internet" is a challenge. These people are some of the highest caliber of dicks.
Won't let you see it, no, I won't let you see it
Take a pic? I'll delete it, draw a picture? I'll eat it, uh
Have you considered, tell me, have you considered
That your demands for clearer pics might make me feel bitter? Uh
I guess that my friend was a lie, ah-ah
Why did I try to socialise? Ah-ah

I've got a blemish on my butt
You heard about it, want a quick snap
Seems it's the only aim of you
It's where all our talks veer into
That awful blemish on my butt (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I won't drop trou to please your blog's fans (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Thought I had somethin' nice with you
But it turned out you're a big douche
Who wants the blemish on my butt

Wish you would quit it, really wish you would quit it
Get so close, you could lick it, do that, a knife I'll stick in, uh
Small birthmark on me, that's the reason you want me
"What's a little nude photo 'tween pals?" Lots when strangers reblog me, uh
Try to then lie "That's not my style"? Ah-ah
Nine links sent my way's quite the find, ah-ah

You want the blemish on my butt
How'd you find out? I gotta ask that (know)
Made sure that I never told you
The first time you got tanked on booze
I knew that blemish on my butt (ah-ah-ah-ah) (yah)
Would force right out chemistry we had (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll break off all contact with you
The next time you ask for a few (you douche)
Pics of the blemish on my butt

You want that spot upon my bot
Just so you can update your blog (yeah)
"Some Weird Skin Marks I Came Upon"
Know it, it's all about which you talk
It's my blemish, I won't share it
With just anyone, won't bare it
So embarrassin' to wear it
But you takin' pics is worse, I swear it (haha)
One more nude pic question, start screamin'
Stop askin' me for exceptions, leave it
Wouldn't like it if I freed up
Cam'ra space for your teeny weenie

Won't see the blemish on my butt (ha, ha, yuh)
Please cut it out before I kick ass (huh, huh, I mean it)
I'm gonna leave more than a bruise (pow, pain)
Then I might take a pic of you (ha, ha)
Obsessed with blemishes on butts (ah-ah-ah-ah) (ha, ha)
Weirdin' me out with ev'ry flash snap (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Why do I still hang out with you?
Not by choice, leave my front porch, douche (ha, ha)
Forget the blemish on my butt (now, heheh)

I got two conflicting spellings for "drop trow", but I went with the one that makes it clearer that it's short for "drop trousers". These are the kinds of things I think about, people.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Eric Cartman - April 27, 2020 - Report this comment
"Kyle, this is the way the world works; if you wanna find some quality friends, you've gotta wade through all the dicks first!"

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/selenagomezftguccimane0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 197