-> "Sparrow Style"
Original Song Title:
"Gangnam Style"
Parody Song Title:
"Sparrow Style"
The Lyrics
Captain Sparrow style
Sparrow style
Some might think pirates have a peg-leg and a hook hand
But Sparrow doesn't do that crap, doesn't even have a main plan
"Long life" is all that he has to work with, he's no dumbass
He's a smart though very odd man
Follows his compass
It doesn't point north, like your standard run-of-the-mill compass
It points to what his heart wants, although he's not sure what that is
It could be money, it could be whores or maybe it is drink
Rum is gone again
Captain Sparrow, a crazy fellow
That I know (hey!), that is what I know (hey!)
Captain Sparrow, though he may fall low
You should know (hey!) he won't stay there, no (hey!)
He'll get right back up and down another rum (echoes)
Captain Sparrow style
Sparrow style
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Sparrow style
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Eh~ rarely plans wrong
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Eh~ where's the rum gone?
Oh oh oh oh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Captain of the Black Pearl, 'twas nicked by that Barbossa
Jack got it back when the curse broke and he shot him with the shot
That Barbossa left him with on that island, is that karma
I don't care, that scene was awesome
Davy Jones was next
Captain of the Flying Dutchman crewed by his fishy men
Used to be human, but now his soul, it is kinda damned
He was spurned by a hot goddess, and now he's kind of a dick
With a freaky beard
Jack's a hero, not a good one, though
That I know (hey!), that is what I know (hey!)
He may help you, or he may leave you
You should know (hey!) he might have to go (hey!)
If that Beckett a-hole decides to show up (echoes)
Captain Sparrow style
Sparrow style
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Sparrow style
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Eh~ doesn't like Will
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Eh~ kind of a drip
Oh oh oh oh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Kinda odd, but he's good with a sword
Crazy, crazy, is it the sun or the plonk?
Really odd, but he's a decent shot
Crazy, crazy, he's a pirate, that's his song
(And his dad's Keith Richards)
Captain Sparrow style
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh~ crazy pirate
Oh oh oh oh Captain Sparrow style
Eh~ never silent
Oh oh oh oh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Captain Sparrow style
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