Sweet, a brand new episode came out today
Of that show that mo-ost people think is great
I'd never dare spoil it, I don't think that's oka-a-ay, hey
And that would be ju-ust fi-ine
But other folks blab like some ki-inda douche
Freely talkin' 'bout tha-at just-killed du-u-u-ude
Not soundin' like they kno-ow i-it's rude, no
And so here's my a-advi-ice:

It's not a great da-ay to be-e onli-ine
Join me in my declinin' cause you're gonna-a fi-ind
No-one is respectful like the-ey shou-ould
Be, let's watch the show 'fore we risk a loo-oo-oo-ook

Oh, yeah

A ne-ew trailer's bee-een relea-eased, oh no
Normally I would be excited, thou-ou-ou-ough
But now the net is goin' to overflo-o-o-ow
With comments about i-it, ri-ight
So-o much needless nitpickin' there that I can see
Other's memin' anythin' funny-y-y-y
Convo's hija-acked by frothy rantin', gee-eez
This is gonna be a lo-ong ni-ight

Not such a great da-ay to be-e onli-ine
Because all that I'm findin' is mass hate a-and hy-ype
No-one is as cautious as the-ey shou-ould
Be, rarely is a trailer a good loo-oo-oo-ook

Sometimes they're jo-oki-in', sometimes they're to-ota-al dicks
And the line that's betwee-een the two-o
Is always fuzzy and you can trust me
Got six yea-ears on you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, ah-ooh-ooh
Ah-ooh-ooh
Hey-ee-yeah-ee
Uh-uh-huh-uh

Well, if you've got zip there you need to do
Can't see why you-ou wouldn't just skip i-it a-all, du-ude
Because that's what I consta-antly-y do-o, whoa, ah

Rarely a great da-ay to be-e onli-ine
So many nerds there whinin' bout film casti-in', ri-ight
Don't give a shite if that one ga-ame's goo-ood
It's not really much of a neighbou-ourhoo-oo-ood
When's a great da-ay to be-e onli-ine?
Dunno, but I-I've been tryin' to work that ou-out, ri-ight
There's some dumb sites on the web, no-ot goo-ood
But a lot of good stuff still worth a loo-oo-oo-ook

Ah-ooh-ooh
Woah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah