These days, most stuff must be typed up
I'm fine with that, it's true
So it's some joke that when I must go
And write shit down, I've no clue
Where my implement is now
My sole rod of blue
Which one crack did it fall down?
I hope I learn that soon

Where did it go down, go down?
Damn, I lost my one pen
This really blows now, blows now
'Cause I lost my one pen
Where did it go now, go now?
Damn, I lost my one pen
Pissed off, this blows now, blows now
'Cause I lost my one pen
Damn, I lost my one pen

Under the couch, it rolled or down an open hole
These answers could be true (hey!)
In the washin' machine, hope it didn't leak
I don't want all my clothes blue (hey!)
Wish I had a spare around
Maybe more than two, ooh, oh-oh
Had thought "Who needs a pen now?"
Bit me in the caboose
Not right

Where did it roll now, roll now?
Damn, I lost my one pen
Checkin' my drawers now, drawers now
Damn, I lost my one pen
Not right, oh, oh, oh, not right (damn, I lost my one pen)
Not right, damn, I lost my one pen

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh)
"Should buy a box" Yes, thank you for that tip (yeah)
You rocked that quip, good Lord
I'll do that once I find Blueberry, dick (yeah)
True, that's its nickname, bro (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Just had to fall down, fall down
Damn, I lost my one pen
What, check my ear now, ear now?
Holy crap, there's my pen
I'm such a fool now, tool now
Didn't drop my damn pen (oh-oh, oh-oh, no, no, no)
Just ear-docked my one pen