Internet loves this stuff
But of that lot, I'm not one
Yes, bacon I don't like
In strips, rashers or in rinds
First two mean the same thi-i-ing
It seems a bit pointless

Yes, I don't like bacon, not lyin'
Don't care if you hurl i-insults my way
And say how a life without ba-acon is so borin'
Whate-ever, you eat what you like to eat
It's not what I want

No vegetarian
I just don't like the taste of i-it (kind of yuck, I've found)
Okay with chicken, beef and lamb (haven't had much turkey-ey-ey)
Even fine with pork and ha-am

I just don't like bacon, I've tried it
It's not my preferred fla-avour, sorry
Go 'head and whine 'bout it o-on Reddit or somethin'
I'll kee-eep tryna block the smell of fryin'
It's not what I want

You should kno-o-o-ow about my-y dislikes
Given how we share this apa-artme-e-ent
I've lost count of how many times
You learned 'bout this and fli-i-i-ipped
Ev'ry ti-ime that your eye-eyes go wide
I can't tell if it's all on pu-urpose
Just an attempt to get a rise
From me, cause that's a dumb pla-a-a-an
Yeah

It's not a phase of some ki-ind
Stop cryin' "epic fail"
Folks have diff'rent tastes, alri-ight?
Don't mock your dislike of snails
Not "heresy", you twi-i-it, mmm-hmm-mmm
It's only a pref'rence

Yes, I don't like bacon, not lyin'
Could you not overe-eact? Stop it
You're like the Macca's cashi-er takin' my order
Exce-ept they're paid to promote that option
And they will back o-o-off
Don't like bacon, I've tried i-i-it
But it's not like I ha-ad to vomit
I just don't see how the I-Internet adores it
Not tha-at I really judge them all for it
Might judge you, you putz