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Song Parodies -> "Do Not Want"

Original Song Title:

"We Can't Stop"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Do Not Want"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy" self-challenge. Guy watches apparently "sexy" video, is not impressed.
Know you're tryin' to be sexy and stuff
I'd be lyin' if I said I'm turned on
Cause you're failin' at the sexy-type stuff
May be shakin' your butt
But I wanna throw up

Not as sexy as you think that you are
It's not sexy grindin' telephone poles
Kind of sexy, not as much as you want
Or as much as I want
Kinda sad at this point

Your vid's filled with butts shakin' everywhere
Twerk all you want, I just don't care
Trying too hard to turn me on now
All you're gettin' out of me's a fro-own
It ain't hot, more than a bit gross
"Know you want it"? Hell no!
Know what you're goin' for, right
But somethin' is not right, not right

It's quite far from sexy
Approachin' nasty
Have a nice body
And if you've got it, should flaunt
Not like that, now
Cause I might puke

I do not want
No, I don't want
Normally I have this thing for tights
But the way you wear them just ain't right
So I don't want
I do not want
You may think you're so sexy
But all that you are is freaky
Yeah, yeah

It's not sexy, just a little bit wrong
It ain't pretty what you did with those tongs
It ain't titillating, not a bit hot
After watching that junk
A cold shower, I want

What were you thinking with that makeup?
Uncanny valley's where that ends up
And that bit where you straddle luggage
Who has that fetish? No-one, to my knowle-edge
Ev'rything is someone's fetish, that's true
But unless you're reaching for one dude
You just look stupid, dear
I'm not turned on, meh, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah

So why lick a car key?
Why wear lots of meat?
Why sample Raffi?
Too much weird shit goin' on
You're spinnin' round
Still wanna puke

I do not want
No, I don't want
Lighting quickly shifts from dark to light
Can't get in the mood since now I'm blind
So I don't want
I do not want
Someone might find this sexy
But that person just isn't me
Yeah, yeah

It's not sexy when you keep singin' "nuts"
It's not pretty grindin' on Chris Brown's butt
Can't think "sexy" when you've featured that schmuck
Ain't you heard what he's done?
Any sexy mood's gone

It's your vid, so you can do what you want to
So just think if it's worth all of those views
Being mocked by the comments on YouTube
And the song will be tainted by this shoot
Say-ee meh-eh-eh-eh-eh, meh-eh-eh-eh-eh, meh-eh, meh-eh

I do not want, yeah
No, I don't want, oh
Cause I think that corset is too tight
Can't be comfy, ruins the mood, right
So I don't want
I do not want
Nothing 'bout it is sexy
So don't put this online, Dad, please?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-eah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah

What a tweest!

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Jonathan - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Miley Cyrus tries too hard to be sexy all the time but it just doesn't twerk! 5's

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