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Song Parodies -> "Along Comes Stupid"

Original Song Title:

"Along Comes Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Along Comes Stupid"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Yay, parody number 130! For Artistry. NOT based on a true story (I hope).
Every time I think that
I'm the worst one on the planet
Someone comes along
And every now and then
I cross my fingers and my toes
That someone proves me wrong

And then along comes stupid (stupid stupid)
Then along comes stupid (stupid stupid)

And boy he acts a total git and does the classic trip
Into a heap of doggie mess
Of course he acts a total fool, makes me look cool but how he does that
I could never guess

Cause I'm the worst person of the bunch
Now I look good cause he is eating Spot's lunch
Eating Spot's lunch

So my desire is to hire
A big loon to act the doofus
Just to make me great
So when I'm feeling kinda down
Covered in yolks from folks
Who say that I am dumb and gay

And then along comes stupid (stupid stupid)
Then along comes stupid (stupid stupid)

And does he want to work for free or
Will he set a standard fee
For acting like a chump
And if he goes on strike
If I don't pay him what he likes then I
Will pay him much too much

He shows up and he acts like a putz
And then later I say to him 'Thanks a bunch!'
'Thanks a whole bunch!'

It is amazing that he's willing to
Act stupid so that I
Will not look quite as bad
Although he's always acted that way, but
Now he does it for me
When I am told I'm crap

And then along comes stupid (stupid stupid)
Then along comes stupid (stupid stupid)

And nowadays the guys like me
Cuz when I'm seen along comes Gene
And he'll fall on his face
Of course Gene knows this truth but he's still cool
With it, he'll act the fool
And then his pool of cash inflates

He shows up and he acts like a putz
And when I pay him, he will say 'Thanks a bunch!'
'Thanks a whole bunch!'

He shows up and he acts like a putz
And when I pay him, he will say 'Thanks a bunch!' x6

'Thanks a whole bunch!'
This is probably the ONLY Bloodhound Gang song that doesn't somehow involve sex, and only because it's a cover of The Associations.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Peter Andersson - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Not stupid at all, and regarding your bottom comment, you don't think a song about "mary coming" is about sex, huh? :-)
Michael Pacholek - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Actually, Peter, the line, "And does she wanna give me kicks" was taken as a drug reference. It was 1966, after all.
Matthias - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Great idea! I wish there was really somebody like this you could hire in real life, bring him on dates and tell the girl at least you're not him, to job interviews and say the same thing, and even your own wedding!!! Talk about a service I would take advantage of, or at least a future job that would be really cool.
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Although paced to a T (very good!) this really didn't convey the comic possibilities of hiring a surrogate stupid person that I would have hoped for. It was really kind of random in a TSB kind of way. Sorry, Conqueror.
stuart mcarthur - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(artistry) good comedic idea bobpie, along the lines of dumb and dumber and dumberer, and an unpredictable idea from the title alone, which is commendable also in my book - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Art) I'm sorry, but "Covered in yolks from folks Who say that I am dumb and gay" really didn't work for me. . .I don't generally like words that compare a lifestyle to stupidity. . .but as a whole it was well rhymed and a good idea, but that particular line struck me odd.
Rex - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wait.... you can get PAID to act stupid? I could make a fortune! Like Agrimorfee, though, I would have preferred to see more examples of the "stupidity".

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