Buddy, this I beg of thee:
Please don't ever force me to get inside that car
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah-ee-yeah-ee)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
When the weather outside's looking
Like the rain's about to fall, that shit's too hard
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (no, no)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ee, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do I have to explain it? The reason should be plain as balls
A constant risk in life
Whether you're drivin' a stick-shift or an auto, you're sent reelin'
When it gets rainy, rainy (ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)
Rainy, rainy drive

Don't make me, don't make me, it's crazy (rainy drive)
Don't make me, rainy drive (rainy drive)
All I'm tryna say is that I hate that shit, buddy
But ev'ry time I try to say it, you say I exaggerate it
Rainy, rainy (ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)

I won't risk the rain for you
One small slip and I'll zoom right off, hard to slow down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (hey-ee-yeah-ee)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (too rainy)
And if I hit the brake too soon
Those sidewalk-walkin' fools will somehow stand and drown
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (so rainy)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ee, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't you try to be claimin' that I'm just bein' lazy
I see you're still sittin' tight
Guess you also hate the shiftin' light sources, they send you reelin'
Hate when it's rainy, rainy (ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)
Rainy, rainy drive

Don't make me (ah-ah), don't make me (ah-ah), it's crazy (rainy drive)
Don't make me (ah-ah), rainy drive (ah-ah, rainy drive)
Low chance that I'll make it there and back again, buddy
My windshield wipers, they can barely keep up, gotta say, it's scary
Rainy, rainy (ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)
Rainy, rainy (ooh-ooh-ooh-ey)

Rain sucks, I won't be (ah-ah)
Drivin' through that, can't goad me
No damn way, you know (no damn way, you know)
It's simply impossible, I've tried before
And all of those honks will stay, yeah (stay, yeah)
Deep inside of my brain, see, part of why I hate these rainy drives

Don't make me (ah-ah), don't make me (ah-ah), it's crazy (rainy drive)
Don't make me (ah-ah), rainy drive (ah-ah, rainy drive)
Temptin' what you're sayin', a car wash with zero payin'
But there will be a wreck I'm makin', which'll mean more money drainin'
Rainy, rainy (ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)
Rainy (rainy, rainy), rainy drive (rainy drive)
Don't make me, don't make me (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
It's crazy (rainy drive, rainy drive)
Don't make me (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah), rainy drive (rainy drive)
Say it's barely rainin'? That don't mean a thing, buddy
There's no way that you can downplay it, the whole concept, I just hate it (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Need friction in my terrain, it's why I hate ice when I'm gamin'
Other people, they can take it, but my car, don't wanna break it
Rainy, rainy (ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)
Rainy, rainy, ahahaha