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Song Parodies -> "Fortify"

Original Song Title:

"45"

Original Performer:

Shinedown

Parody Song Title:

"Fortify"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine. I'm fine. I'm f- I'm FINE.
Locked away, the world's gone to shit
Ash and rubble, the apocalypse
Locked away from the nasty world
Castle in the dead suburbs
If you wanna break into my hold
Best start feeling useless, dope

Haven't just slapped up wooden boards in parts
I've got a brain and it's working really hard

But's still a work in progress, more to fortify (fortify)
No-one's gonna crash in when it's all so tight (all so tight)
Concrete, heavy steel and bricks, no way you're in, mate
You're not seein' crap with how I fortify

Need the thickest strength walls, not just tiled
Proper arrangement, not just piled
Need to stop enemies and help
'Cause I do this myself
It will not become rubble in my life
Self-destruct if I die

That may sound drastic and dumb on my part
It's just my way, it says "Solo" on my card

No-one's gettin' in my palace, watch me fortify (fortify)
Not one wall gets damaged, not one scratch, alright (none outright)?
"How are supplies gettin' in? Explain that"? No way
You're not knowin' crap 'bout how I fortify

This world's been put through the ringer
But it won't get to me
'Cause critics are all full of fresh meat
You heard me

I have not succumbed to madness, watch me fortify (fortify)
Set up one more barrel of hot oil, that's right (oil, that's right)
Looks real evil but it's just in case, it's okay
Just another way I love to fortify
You can call it kind of sad, the way I fortify (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
'Cause if I'm the one left, that can't end with a fun life (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
You don't know the freaky science in my place, I'll be safe (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
So just leave, you asshole, let me fortify (fortify)

Fortify
Get out now, you asshole, let me fortify

I guess that being in that big fortress would mean there's no sun to "shine down" on him, eh? Eh? I'll stop. I won't.

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