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Song Parodies -> "'Neath the Moonlight"

Original Song Title:

"Feels Like Tonight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"'Neath the Moonlight"

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The Lyrics

Cruel, cruel moon, please don't come out tonight...
Wolf, wolf bit me-e
It wasn't just a standard bite
Wolf, wolf filled me-e
With the curse he held insi-ide
Do-on't come near me-e
When the day turns to ni-ight
Cause I will lyca-a-anthropise

I'll change 'nea-ea-eath the moonli-ight
It hurts like he-ell, bones shi-iftin' in si-ize
Growin' a-all of these muscles, worse than the-e gym, true-ue
And so I'm tryin' to warn you
When I'm 'nea-ea-eath the moonli-ight
Go hi-ide

The-ere's no savi-in'
Me, no cure that I have fou-ound
At the fools who sti-ick arou-ound
Plea-ease don't try to-o
Play the hero, you'll fi-ind
I-I-I'll tear ou-ou-out your spi-ine

I'll change 'nea-ea-eath the moonli-ight
In any pha-ase, the mo-onster will ri-ise
I'm insa-atiably hungry, my contro-ol is loo-oose
Hence why I'm tryin' to warn you
I'll change 'nea-ea-eath the moonlight

Ten thousand teeth inside my ja-aw
Your head fits great inside this ma-aw
All of your organs will splatte-e-e-e-e-er
Or you will be a we-erewolf, ma-ate
Don't take either chance, va-aca-ate
Before all your limbs get seve-e-e-ered

I'll change 'nea-ea-eath the moonli-ight
This isn't so-ome kind o-of crazy lie-ie
Can't you see-ee that the one thing I don't wa-anna do-o
Is kill or pass the curse to you?
When I'm 'nea-ea-eath the moonlight
Go hi-ide ('nea-ea-eath the moonlight)
Run and hi-i-ide ('nea-ea-eath the moonlight)
Cause the sun will set in ju-ust a fe-ew
Minutes, so get a friggin' clue
When I'm 'nea-ea-eath the moonli-ight
Go hi-ide

"Lycanthropise" is totally a verb and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. And "fight" I mean "be mildly annoyed and then move on with my life".

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