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Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Parody Song Title:

"Road Map"

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The Lyrics

The next installment in my ever-growing series of "driving-shenanigans-that-done-piss-me-off", the problems with trying to read a map that seeming actively loathes you. Enjoy!
No, I don't know
Where we are right no-ow
Whoa, oh-oh
Well now

Road map, can't read it
Can't find where the damn street is
Road map, let's face it
We're all kinds of lost
Road map, can't read it
A clear way to go, can't see it
Road map, I'll say it
We're completely lost
We're totally lost

Road map, confound it
Can't get my head around it
Road map, I hate it
Ev'ry turn's a botch
Road map, can't read it
Destination, doubt we'll reach it
Road map, concede it
I'll admit we're lost
Lost, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh

Turn that way at this intersectio-on (le-le-le-le-ee-eft)
Wait, that was the wrong direction (ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
Man, this tri-ip is a me-ess
Boy, I wish we (wish we)
Wish we (wish we)
Wish we had a GPS
Ow ow ow
Hang on, whi-ich street

OMG, road map
Can't read it
Road map
Damn thing's got us lost
Lost, ow-ow, woo!
Still drivin'
Car's dyin', yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Road map, can't read it (oh)
Should've Google Maps searched it (grid's so blurry)
Road map, no secret
That we're friggin' lost (hey-ey)
Road map, you read it
Your interpretation might fit (whoah-oh)
Road map, just try it, bud
Might get us un-lost
I'd compare with Lost
But I ain't seen Lost
Lost, huh

Ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, screwed it up
You try it, bud
Oh, read it
Road map, can't read it
You can't either, goddammit
Road map, we screwed it (oh, oh-oh)
Road map, can't read it (liar, liar)
That thing hates us both, believe it
Road map, let's ditch it
Just drive, gain lost time (HEY)
Great (lo-ost)

Upcoming installments: "why'd-you-cut-me-off-you-wanker", "I-refuse-to-race-this-hoon" and, of course, "why-does-everyone-leave-their-shopping-trolleys-everywhere-except-where-they're-meant-to-go".

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