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Song Parodies -> "Downstairs Shove"

Original Song Title:

"Endless Love"

Original Performer:

Diana Ross and Lionel Richie

Parody Song Title:

"Downstairs Shove"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Hey, Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!" "Sure thing, Johnny!"
Hey, bud
What you just di-id wasn't ni-ice
Pushing me down those flights
That wa-as rough
Now my back's got such an a-ache
And plus I broke my face

Now I-I-I'm (I-I-I-I'm)
Wary of stai-airs
All be-ecau-au-ause of you
And that thing you-ou-ou do
Because I (yes, I, yes, I)
Know this ain't the first time, sca-a-a-a-ared
Oh-oh-oh-oh, whenever you're near me
Cause you might shove

It's hard
Real hard to forge-et shoves
As common as yours, bud
Howe-ever (oh-oh-oh-oh)
At least I know which dumb a-a-arse
Hole to blame for thi-is ha-a-arm

It sucks (it su-u-ucks)
When you don't know just who-o-o's
At fault
I'd stay up all ni-i-ight (whoa)
Thinking "Who? And why-y-y-y?"
But you-ou-ou-ou
Always in front of me-e-e, oh
I-I don't (still do-o-on't)
Know why-y (just why) do you-ou-ou-ou
Do downstairs shoves

Oh-oh, whoa-oh
Thump, thump
Thump-thump-thump-thump, thump-thump
Thump, thump, thump-thump, thump

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, those thu-umps (those thu-u-umps)
Gave me these bruise-es, du-ude
Hurt mo-o-ore
The-e more times you stri-i-ike (whoa)
And so I ask this: why-y?
Why this (thi-i-is)?
Did I say somethi-ing wro-o-ong?
Did not (did not) steal your Wi-Fi
Did not gank you online
Are you just a giant douche?
This su-ucks (this sucks, this sucks)
This downstairs shove

"I love it!"

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Jonathan - April 06, 2016 - Report this comment
our mothers are always telling us that it's not polite to stare... but what they forget to tell us is that it's not polite to shove people down stairs either! 5's
R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937-2016.

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