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Song Parodies -> "Breed"

Original Song Title:

"Speed"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Breed"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Good old-fashioned creature-breeding mechanics...ain't they frustratin'?
Could make my way right there
So I can save the whole world
But I'm busy breedin'
Want the best monsters to serve
Need all their stats high
Then I'll come for you
Fantasy creatures bonin'
Is what I do, heh, I just said "do"
New eggs are hatchin'
Not done yet, dude
Three months of plannin'
Their Strength's still two?
Yow!

Breed
Gimme what I need, yeah
Waste time with
These beasts that breed, won't kill you still
Breed
Oh, it's my creed, yeah
Not right, shit
Dumb beasts, just breed, you'll kill them still

I'll only raise them to train
If they meet my standards, though
Bad ones? Ditch 'em, buddy
Let them head out and roam
'Cept if I need some chainin'
Weird path to create
The ultimate beast, buddy
Then I'll keep 'em safe
Might need some incest
Make folks say "ew"
But I'll push forth on this quest
Wait for them to screw
Yow!

I said breed
Gimme what I need, yeah
Stat grindin'
With beasts that breed, I will stay still
Breed
Oh, my one need, yeah
Keep tryin'
Damn beasts, just breed, my will stays still (yow!)

Might take forever
All well and true
But I won't waste the effort
By leavin' soon

Yow-hey!

Ah, don't be bustin' on my nuts, yeah-eah
Because I put off the fun
To breed
Gimme what I need
Oh, Strength's now 3?
Damn beasts, instil brain ills, need pills
Said breed
Oh, icky deed, yeah
Still tryin'
Dumb beasts, just breed, won't kill you still

C'mon!

Yow!
I said breed, breed
Gimme what I need
I said breed, breed
Gimme what I need
Alright

Yah, yah, yah, yah!

The only game I've personally played with this kinda thing in it is Pokémon...and even then I only engage in it to again first stage forms I can't catch in the wild for some stupid reason.

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