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Song Parodies -> "Sorry For That Pounding Door"

Original Song Title:

"Sorry 2004"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ruben Studdard

Parody Song Title:

"Sorry For That Pounding Door"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when a nice afternoon visit gets ruined by the escape attempts by your kidnapping victims?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry

You came over for lunch but we can't chat at all
Damn, I'm sorry
It's a complete pain to not hear all your words
Damn, I'm sorry
Want to show off my new house yet there's noise on all floors
Damn, I'm sorry
All you hear is "Let me go! This is a kidnapping!"
Oh-oh, damn, I'm sorry (I'm sorry)
There's no way to phrase this nice, no words of any sort
I can't put this nice, no clean retort
There's someone in my den who's just come off his drugs
He has no restraint, as rude as they come (I'm sorry)

Man, this is my sorry for that pounding door
Loud interruptions, those I abhor, I fear
It's the worst kind of snag, should have made it clear
I'm sorry, okay? Yes, I'm sorry, it's true
Sorry that that guy gained consciousness too soon
Should have remembered to tighten his tethers
Would have been better, I'm sorry
I'm sorry (I'm sorry), damn pounding door

Just hang on a sec while I have me a little think
Damn, I'm sorry
Did I leave those tranqs there? Were they beneath the sink?
Hmm, damn, I'm sorry
I'll pop some shots off so that we can visit my mug collection
Damn, I'm sorry
And hopefully, he'll take the hint, it's so rude to scream "Help me!"
Damn! So sorry (I'm sorry)
Can't open the door too wide or else he'll run and warn
The damn F.B.I. and many more
Kapow! He's hit the deck, locked up, my work is done
What's that noise, you say? Damn, another one (I'm sorry)

Man, this is my sorry for that pounding door
Forgot how many I had in store, I fear (oh, I fear)
It's a hobby I have (a hobby of mine)
Should have made that clear (shoulda made that clear to you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm sorry, okay? Yes, I'm sorry, it's true (oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-ah)
Sorry that that guy (oh, I'm sorry, buddy) broke through the chains too soon
Should have remembered to have his hands severed
Would have been better, I'm sorry (this makes me look real bad, must say)
I'm sorry, damn pounding door

Man, I'm sorry for how often I ditch you (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh)
Sorry for that times I must depart to shut these damn fools up
Sorry 'bout this visit (sorry), sorry 'bout this bad day (sorry)
Sorry 'bout the skips in it, sorry 'bout the things they said
Sorry 'bout the cries, sorry 'bout the time
That's been wasted today because (all because)
They can't be bothered to be nice (to be nice)
Lie there in doom, for all of this, I'm sorry, mate (I'm sorry, mate, I'm sorry, I'm sorry)
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh
Whoo (I'm sorry)!
All of their drugs cost the big bucks
Have to top 'em up 'cause otherwise they scream and thump, blows

Man, this is my sorry for that pounding door (why are they all so rude?)
This isn't what I brought you here for (not the plan today)
I fear (they think it's okay)
They think being kidnapped (lets them thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump)
Gives them the all clear
I'm sorry, okay (I'm sorry for)? Yes, I'm sorry, it's true (that pounding door)
Sorry that those guys snapped out their daze too soon (whoo!)
Should have remembered to reset those levers (I'm sorry for that pounding door)
Would have been better, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, damn pounding door (I'm sorry)

Man, this is my sorry for that pounding door, sorry, damn pounding door
Man, this is my sorry for that pounding door, sorry, damn pounding door

If you need to apologise so much that you need to issue a blanket statement for an entire year of fuckups, yeah, maybe you've got some deep issues that need resolving before you try being in a relationship.

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