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Song Parodies -> "Get Kicked Around"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Stick Around"

Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"Get Kicked Around"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Imagine if you will, a soccer ball spontaneously gains sentience. And it ain't too happy with its lot in life. Enjoy!
I know it's true-ue
It hasn't occured to-o you
The pain I-I always go throu-ough
Listen to me-e
I'm a ball, see-ee
A soccer ball, preci-isely
Or "footba-all" in some countries, yeah

Don't care which, du-ude
More concerned with how I-I'm used
Kicked in the-e face yet don't brui-uise
Sucks, simply-y
Can hear the cro-owd
Cheer when goals are scored, bu-ut how
Can I care with so much "o-ow"
Inside of me-e

I'm no sports fan, of that I'm sure
Cause though I've been made to endure

I don't like repeated ki-icks
In my face, it kinda sti-inks
Being a ball is the pi-its
How I wish you could quit i-it

I cannot sta-and
When I'm kicked into the-e stands
And get fondled by the fa-ans
It's gross, du-ude
Wish I could thro-ow
Up when I'm kicked to and fro
Like a pinball table blo-own
Up real hu-uge

I swear the players take a tour
Before the game in cow manure

I don't like this soccer thi-ing
How would you like being ki-icked
Day in, day out? Hurts like shi-it
Can't raise my voice about i-it
Cause I'm just a ball, no shi-it
No vocal chords here withi-in
Don't know how I'm singing thi-is
Crap, here comes another ki-ick

Get kicked around, kicked all around
But nothing can be done 'bout this
Get kicked around, kicked all around
There are no ball rights activists
Get kicked around, kicked all around
I wish this was a Pixar flick
Get kicked around, kicked all around
Then my voice might be heard a bi-i-i-i-i-it
He-e-e-ey, yeah

I honestly don't know why the sport with the black-and-white ball has two different names. In Australia it's always been soccer (with football or "footy" being the one with the pointy leather "ball") so that's why I lead with that name first.

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