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Song Parodies -> "Sofa"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cha"

Original Performer:

The Pussycat Dolls

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The Lyrics

Dude's had a hard day at work. Good thing he has the best couch EVAR waiting for him at home. Enjoy!
Okay (ahh)
Yeah (ahh)
Oh, I'm about to get more than a lil' bit more comfy, I need real comfort (yeah, buddy)
Take off a load (uhh)
Flop down like so (flop)
Let me wind it back and just you know
Explain why I need relaxation...listen (fellas)

Work today was real long
And it felt much longer, weather was both cold and hot (chilled and sweaty)
Then there was traffic like the place was in lockdown
Radio was shit, iPod's juice had run out (that's crap)
I'm lookin' forward to a long extended sit in
No damn customers havin' a big fit (so stupid)
After all that crap, I've earned a reprieve
Here on my sofa
I hope that I won't have to leave this seat

I need unwindin' (lots of unwindin')
Sofa will do (know it'll do, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
With ev'ry cu-ushion so plush a-and round
They're like clouds, it's true
May seem like I'm flauntin' (looks like I'm flauntin')
My sofa, but see (what you have to see, see-ee-ee-ee)
If you had a couch like mine
You'd brag about it as well, trust me

Don't cha wish your sofa was this comfy?
Don't cha wish your sofa was this damn fluffy?
Sofa loafer
Don't cha wish your sofa had no loose springs?
Don't cha wish your sofa had no butt stink?
Sofa (ah-ah-ah) loafer

Ba-ackwards leanin' (tilt and leanin')
Footrest is dope (folds down like so, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can sit more than o-one
But I have no plans for sharin' the space, no (uh-uh, uh-uh)
Need room to stretch, plea-ea-ease (prefer to stretch, please)
Go get your own chair (get your own damn chair, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Say it's no-ot fair
Sorry, I'm too comfortable to care (uh-uh, uh-uh)

Don't cha wish your sofa was this comfy (oh)?
Don't cha wish your sofa had cupholders three (yes, three)?
Sofa (it's so comfy) loafer (I'm loafing)
Don't cha wish your sofa was not itchy (sucks)?
Don't cha wish your sofa was not so cheap (cheap junk)?
Sofa (okay, I can hear you whinin' now) (ah-ah-ah) loafer
Listen, buddy, I can tell you that I've earned a little comfort

It goes like so
See, work today was stupid
Took about ten cans of Sunkist just to get through it
Customers so barbaric, near throwin' poo
And managers indiff'rent, my complaints were muted
Coworkers are slack, all some measure of useless
Like Not Always Right and Working's greatest hits, screw it (screw it)
I couldn't wait til the day was done, I'd race off
So sick of retail, still haven't found a great job
Watchin' the clock 'til it marks my shift's end time
Left so hard, nearly got whiplash
Then I had to deal with some absolute morons in traffic
Stop lights, bad indicators, slow drivers, I hate traffic
And the radio was never playin' the hits
Just ads or talkin', the same with ev'ry channel switch
So now that I'm parked in my car hole
Forgive me if I just sink into the couch folds

So my day just sucked, dude (totally sucked, dude)
Want to relax (want to relax, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
So when I brag 'bout my better couch, I hope you
Can see and understand
Tryin' to unwi-i-ind (I want to unwind)
Shu-ut up, please (shu-ut up, please, plea-ea-ea-ease)
Though i-if you o-order some pi-izza, I'll spa-are a seat

Don't cha wish your sofa was this comfy (oh)?
Can't cha see my sofa's become one with me (with me)?
Sofa (it's so comfy) loafer (I'm loafing)
Don't cha wish your sofa was vibrating (buzz)?
Don't cha wish your sofa was not sticky (with gum)?
Sofa (ah-ah-ah) loafer

It was only upon looking at the list of Weird Al's polkas that I found out that this song has Busta Rhymes in it. The version I'm used to (on a compilation album and on the radio) lacks Busta Buss, I guess because some people are scared of the hippity-hoppity.

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