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Leona Lewis & Avicii

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Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. Oh, I despise guessing games...
I need you to sit right down
Are you-ou comforta-able right now?
Got a-advice for you now, please take it
Somethi-ing's happ'ni-ing, must fa-ace it
What i-is it? I can't reveal
You kno-ow I ha-ate spoiler reels
You'll ju-ust have to be prepped to face it
Whate-ever i-it is, ta-ake it

I can't say what, yeah-eah-eah
No hints will I drop, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
I won't say what, yeah-eah-eah
Let's hope you won't flop, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

I-I'm go-o-onna see-ee
I-If you-ou-ou'll freak
I-I ca-a-an't tell, see-ee
It's a surprise, total surprise
Bi-ig my-y-ystery-y
Wai-ait a-a-and see
It's a surprise, big ol' surprise
It's a surpri-i-i-ise, huge-ass surprise

I'll lea-eave you to prepare to face it
Finge-ers crossed, you-ou can ta-ake it

Can choo-oose to fea-ear the unknown
Or ha-ave more po-ositive hopes
Eithe-er way, you will have to face it
Eve-en if i-it's death, ta-ake it

Could it be guns? Yeah-eah-eah (ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah)
A lot of hot nuns (ooh-whoa-oh-oh)? Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah (ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Exploding sun? Yeah-eah-eah (lips a-a-are locked u-up)
I won't tell you what, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah (so good lu-u-uck)

A-A swa-a-arm of bee-ees?
Li-ivi-ing tree?
It's a surprise, total surprise
It's a surpri-i-i-ise, giant surprise (ah-ah-ah)
Wha-at cou-ou-ould it be-e?
It's a surpri-i-ise

Turns out it was the bees. A deadly bee weapon. Bees, my god.

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