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A guy keeps changing hobbies like something that changes a lot. Sometimes you just don't have a pithy comparison on hand, it happens. Enjoy!
Yeah-eah, ooh

Move on, move on
I go through phases, ev'ry day, a diff'rent thing to stack on shelves
Ain't worried 'bout cash, I've amassed my wealth
That's not the point, the point's my indecision, man
Worst kind of nerd, can't focus on of what I'm a fan
Should I collect Super Mario?
Get Luigi and a Daisy, pose 'em like so
Give it a couple weeks and I won't care
I'll be shellin' out dough for Care Bears
Must buy 'em all, you can call me a sucker
Can't just buy one fig, I gotta get the others
Sim'lar problem involvin' movie sets
Got the DVD and Blu-ray sets
Sit 'em next to each other
And then I just leave them all there cause I've moved on to Big Brother
Another one of my phases
If only it was regular when my main int'rest changes
But sometimes they last a week
And other times they last two years, possibly up to three, uh
I've always wanted to learn some magic tricks
A new phase, ten bucks says it won't stick

Move on, move on
None of these phases sti-ick (phases)
Got no focus, that's just la-ame
Why must my hobbies dri-i-ift? (hate that my hobbies drift, uh)
Aw yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (hate it, yeah)
Oh no (move on) oh no (move on, move on)
Cash is unlimite-ed (it's a bottomless pit of cash, sti-ill)
The principle is the sa-ame (the point still remains, yeah-yeah-yeah aw yeah)
Waste of my cash, this i-i-is (cash, wastin' i-i-it)
Aw yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (move on, move on)

I hate these phases, not expectin' change, let's face it
No way, mate, change of pace? Delayed it
I wonder, how much crap will it take to make this
House of mine change to a place of wasted
Space, real quick is what I'm thinkin', doesn't help that my
Changin' int'rests like to repeat themselves, right
Gotta catch up on the last sev'ral years of Transformers
Then next week I'll prob'bly buy some brand new morphers (morphin' ti-i-ime)
Both on Super Sentai cash spent
And the Power Rangers kind, cash is well-spread, uh
Probable reason for this phase relapse:
"Four weeks delivery" that's such a load of crap
Shouldn't be expectin' change
Know the postal system's lame, normally off by a few days
Now tell me, what's an addict to do?
I can't handle the wait for my package, I'm screwed, yeah
I try to ease the stress that's on my brain
"What's on the web today?" that's a sentence I should never say
Cause that's how new hobbies get lodged in my brain
That's lame, suits my addiction kick

Move on, move on
Why won't these phases sti-ick? (phases)
Can't finish sets at this ra-ate
Half-finished hobbies, shi-i-it (I'm not a fan of it, uh)
Aw yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (hate it, yeah)
Oh no (move on) oh no (move on, move on)
That figure's limite-ed (only four hundred pieces made, shi-it)
Gotta have it, must obtai-ain (yelled that, I'm ashamed, yeah-yeah-yeah aw yeah)
Once here, forgotten i-i-it (what was this thi-i-ing?)
Aw yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (aw yeah, aw yeah)

Always stuck in a phase
Impetus for the switch-up has no consistent basis
Watched an ad on TV, my Tumblr dash showed it
Or recommendations from my brother
And since for cash, I'm far from hurtin'
I'll blow dough like I do whether in real stores or online

Still goin' through these phases, maybe this time cause my Twitter feed
In the trend top three, gotta Google this crap and see (ooh yeah)
Now I'm drownin' in Arrow tees
I've got lax standards, bud, damn near anythin's fine with me
See, any fad or craze, I'll get swept up in it, dude
Unless it's that Twilight crap, never hooked me in, true
No time for that, straight up, panned that crud
Have to chuckle when that comes up
Hypocritical of me, though
Say it sucks? But I've been caught watchin' that True Blood show
That's the problem, I give no shits
I hear of it then I gotta watch and love it
You can call me a fool
What I love ain't cool, for starters, that Kanye West tool
Better not give me that crap, love what I love, Jack
Though it flips in a finger snap
When I'm in the moment, I'm top of the world, man
In retrospect, may hate it, damn
Used to it after all these years
Crap on crap on more crap, I can deal with it, uh

I'm havin' fun with thi-is (despite the flips, yee-ee-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah) (damn)
Sometimes like to time the cha-ange, yeah
Just gotta deal with i-it (it's just my shti-i-i-ick)
Aww yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (here comes another phase, I'm fi-ine)
What's this phase (just another set of morphers, yeah)
May have complained 'bout i-it (said it's shit, I'll admit)
Why has my opinion cha-anged?
It's another kind of shift, yeah
A cop-out, I'll admi-i-it
Aw yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Prefer this upbeat phase

This is, like, the opposite of me, in that I have about 3 or 4 interest that I will NEVER give up.

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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Max Power - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Sometimes there are those who can never make up their own minds.
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I think you coulda gone a lot deeper with this. I was thinking of that documentary movie i saw profiling Star Wars fans and their obsessions--roomfuls, storage spaces of SW related junk and toys, and how it has affects their lives.
Matthias - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree with Aggy because this didn't really do much for me it was kind of just a general nerdy parody about a guy who likes to collect stuff. Not exactly the most interesting thing in the world.
Abbott Skelding - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Not bad. The pacing seemed to be in line, and some of the rhymes with the original were really good. I think if you took each verse to pick one area of obsession, then the chorus was saying how you are over it after a day or so, it'd be a bit funnier. But overall, not a bad piece of parody.
Blaydeman - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with the consensus that I think the parody changed topic too much (much like the character in it.) If you would of picked a few and really nailed them home, it would of bee a lot easier to follow. This had a very frantic feel to it, when paired with the rapid fire nature of rap, made it hard to keep up with. However, the pacing was great and the rhymes were awesome too!

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