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Song Parodies -> "Love My Teddy"

Original Song Title:

"R U Ready"

Original Performer:

Salt N Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"Love My Teddy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just a harmless fluff piece about one's love for one's teddy bear. Nothing much else to say but that, really.
Love my teddy

Plush, plush, yeah, I love my plush
Filled with stuff, cotton works good
Really good for a hug
Big hug, like the Tubbies say, right, right
Toss him up real right, I always catch him, hey
Man, he is great, wasn't China made
That's not bad, but mine is homemade
Paw is wavin', shakin' hands with my dad
Ted makes ev'ryone feel so glad
Share him with my good friends
They all love a plushy thing, in the end, he's my friend
Playin' with my brother
Act out scenes from films and TV
Oops, he has popped a seam
He needs sewin', call Mum down, she will help
Now he's well, he loves me, I can tell
I love him too, you can call me a fool
I still love my teddy, dude, so fluffy and round

So plush and nice
Plastic eyes: two, and I love him that way
Won't replace him, would be cruel
Give a bear hug, to my plush
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

A stitched-on smile
It's small and cute, and I love him that way
Never leave him, that's just cruel
'Nother bear hug, to my plush
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

I hug him hard, he's a plush sack
That sounded wrong, Jack
Oh well, it's not like he would understand that
Teddy's young, his brains are stuffing
Double entendres aren't his understanding
Like Pooh, not a clue, 'bout much, no scholar
Wow, that tangent couldn't have been longer, hah
So great as a playmate, loves to play the goof, jump into the roof
So friggin' cute now
Great hugger, no holes in my heart, he's a great plugger
No tuggin' on his loose stuffin'
So fluffy is his pelt, and it's all thanks to Roosevelt
Ol' Teddy, oh yeah, huh, the first teddy
Yeah, my bear's so fun, dude, best move, comin' through
It's Superbear, dude, gonna save all the people
Sure the people are just Lego
In his eyes, they are real, bucko

So soft and nice
His smile's so cute and I love him that way
Never dump him, would be cruel
Lotso redux, one's enough
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

There is no price
Won't sell to you, he'll be mine for all days
I won't sell him, would be cruel
Gonna give hugs, to my plush
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

Bear will always make my heart bounce
Back up when it's down, no kiddin'
It's a teddy, so good feelings are a given
Drop on the floor, picked up, won't risk losin' him
Hold him tight, stupid cousins won't be stealin' him
Dumb bratty dudes, get lost
Too old for this? Hell no, I can't let him go
Gift from my mother, she made it all by herself, yeah
One day I might hand it down
To my son, he could use it

C to the U to the T to the E
Ev'ryone's found him to be cute, see
You can't top that smile, or those little ears
It's got hug appeal, yeah, that's what he's got
Covered in grot, I got him dirty
Hit the laundry, got to wash my teddy
I'mma hold my bear all night, hug tight
Don't make fun or out go your lights
You may say that that's for small kids
Don't give a squat, I'm havin' a ball, kid
Real soft an' plushy over here
Had this teddy my entire life
Yeah, since when I was five, bear's been mine
And I've kept him with me, he's dear to me
Until I die, won't leave my teddy
I'd cry each time he was lost
Hopin' that no-body picked him off
Need him, if I lost him, I'd grieve him
He'll never leave my side
That bear will never let me down
He's a brown bear with stuffing inside
And he makes me smile ev'ry time, lovin' him

My bear's so nice
Four paws, all cute and I love him that way
Cheers me up when I am blue
Keeps my hopes up, holds 'em up
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

Teddy's so nice
So friggin' cute, I will love him always
Makes me happy when I brood
He is so plush, give him hugs
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

So soft and nice
His smile's so cute and I love him that way
Never leave him, would be cruel
And he is covered in fluff
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

Said many times
Don't think it's cool? I don't care, my bear's great
If he talked that would be cool
Kinda like Hobbes, that'd rock
Yes, I said it, love my teddy

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