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Song Parodies -> "Learn to Choose"

Original Song Title:

"Learn to Lose"

Original Performer:

Hockey

Parody Song Title:

"Learn to Choose"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Stop being such a picky bastard!
It's a problem with you
Big ol' problem with you
Common problem with you
My main problem with you
Wait, that implies more, whoops
That isn't right, just one, just one
But it's quite the chunk, ooh-ooh

You know you've got to learn to choose faster-like
Yeah, you've got to learn to choose all snap-like
The thing you've got to learn, it's wastin' your time
Whoa, you've got to learn, learn, learn, you're cautious, that's fine, oh
Still should learn one day, pick somethin' 'fore you're old

You can't pick a lunch or a flavour of wine
Even choosin' shoes takes a lot of time
Can't get food delivered, you might choose by midnight comes
Tried to make you go, oh-ooh-oh
You say "give me five", ooh-ooh

You know you've got to learn to choose quicker-like
Yeah, you've got to learn to choose all zoom-like
The thing you've got to learn, waste all of our time
Whoa, you've got to learn, learn, learn to up and decide, oh
Need to learn one day, choose a thing 'fore you're old
Oh

First I thought it was rude
It seemed a little rude
A teensy dash of rude
It came off as quite rude
Thought you had no control of your indecision, you see
But now that I step back and take a long glance, now I see
The way you're indecisive lets me be derisive
Manipulate to turn us to what you want, you jerk
While causin' a clog at the start of the line

So you know you've got to learn to choose sooner-like
Yeah, you've got to learn to choose all zip-like
The thing you've got to learn, drainin' all our time
Whoa, you've got to learn, learn, learn, said cautious was fine, oh
But I learned this day 'bout your ruse which is cold
Oh, you've got to learn, got to learn, oh no
You know you've got to learn how to choose
You've got to learn, choose
Oh, got to learn, got to choose
You've got to learn to choose
Heard well, you better learn one day, choose somethin' 'fore we're old, oh

Stop being such a manipulative bastard!

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